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i get most of my news off snapple caps

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They should baptize Italian babies in reserved pasta water
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Thomas White@len0killer14 Jul 2024
Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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No nba so we hate watcing maga fc on election night
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Jiikae@Jiikae14h
USB-C being standardized is among the top 5 positive things that has happened technologically in the 2020s
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kait@edukaited6h
one of the main arguments for supporting nithya is that she will allow the people’s princess/city controller kenneth mejia to hold LA accountable to its budget, and that means less fraud and more things that make our lives better. if you are an angeleno PLEASE vote for nithya
Kenneth Mejia, CPA (@kennethmejiaLA) profile pictureKenneth Mejia, CPA@kennethmejiaLA7h
This is your chance, LA! A City that ACTUALLY WORKS- sidewalks fixed, potholes filled, streetlights on, trash picked up, better public transit, animal welfare, fiscal responsibility, & MORE AUDITS & INVESTIGATIONS INTO FRAUD, WASTE, & ABUSE! 🔎 VOTE NITHYA RAMAN FOR MAYOR! ✅
Nithya and Kenneth standing and smiling, holding a sign that says Nithya Raman for Mayor

ALT Nithya and Kenneth standing and smiling, holding a sign that says Nithya Raman for Mayor

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#LTB@_shawtyriri7h
Y’all go vote bruh it’s cut waters, Don Julio, and lemon pepper wings at the polls bruh that’s what the people saying
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marcus@winninugly120h
My parents didnt put me on anything growing up my interests were cartoon network and talking to myself
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dr. local angry blk man@afropessimistic20h
California voters when they had the opportunity to end prison slavery in 2024:
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Slug (@littlebbyslug) profile pictureSlug@littlebbyslugNov 2
i do yearn for a commiefornia like the other states think california is, unfortunately we live in liberal hell
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Everyone realizing he a better cam thomas lmao
Mel (@mellow_nie91) profile pictureMel@mellow_nie9123h
Everyone’s sick of his shit lmao
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Reminds me when my gym-obsessed best friend was talking at length about very niche gym influencers and I had to gently tell him that I had exactly 0 gym content in my feed and never heard of any of them
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@coldhealingNov 2
Modern content algorithms make people so delusional. "The republicans are going to win midterms because I'm spamming ai-generated images of Anakin Skywalker as an ascended fascist white male warrior and getting served similar images."
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chris@ATR3lDESNov 2
that is not what we deserved. hope this helps! ❤️
Fahhh (@yowtfahhh) profile pictureFahhh
@yowtfahhhNov 1
Dune casting really disappointed us. what we deserved what we got
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union person@CantEverDieNov 1
i’m so thankful that haley stevens used this moment to endorse a fascist and completely explode the pro israel democratic party faction forever
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aaron from queens 🇵🇸@aaronnarraphNov 1
13,792 votes. 0.9%. We were that close to electing another Fetterman if the left hadn't intervened.
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Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMINov 1
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Growing up in Vermont was such a prison I was introduced to Erykah Badu via LOGIC 😭😭😭
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bernardo@queefneyspearzOct 31
he's spiritually a mean gay and i love that so much
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 31
Reporter: We were at a Rogers event earlier— El-Sayed: He had an event? Did people come? Reporter: We were there. El-Sayed: Did other people come?
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When you see a guy in public who’s the same type of guy as you and you both seem to recognize it
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♟️@dreeezabzOct 30
I hope the rerelease of dune 1 makes people realise that it’s a tighter and more impressive achievement than the second film when you don’t have a dumbass in your ear saying it’s boring
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letícia@chlametfilmOct 29
:(
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RIP goat 😪
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 30
The team behind ‘AMERICAN DAD’ have made a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. “We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.”
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