Married, father of two, domestic god, DIY genius, with a love of power tools, real ale, steak, technology, and running
Addlestone, Surrey
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🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Acaban de filtrar un vídeo de 5 minutos sobre todos los robos de Argentina a Inglaterra.
Esto es un escándalo Mundial.
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They've just invented a new way to stop environmental activists throwing paint over artwork
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My trip down memory lane with adverts seem popular. This series of Spitfire beer ads would never make to the TV, they are so politically incorrect, having a dig at the Germans
"Downed all over Kent, just like the Luftwaffe" & "have the sunbeds. We're going to the bar."
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Hats off to the woman, she wasn't taking any shit from this vile little man who thought he could intimidate her!
Credit to: frenchseason on Insta
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Statement from the Nobel Foundation
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For additional information, please refer to the Norwegian Nobel Committee: nobelpeaceprize.org/press/pr…
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It’s disgraceful that Craig Guildford is allowed to retire after fabricating evidence, appeasing Islamists & lying to Parliament.
He should have been sacked & under investigation for corruption.
The coward didn’t even turn up himself.
A rotten system.
Simon Corrigan retweeted
In the early 2000's this was a comedy sketch.
In 2025 it's the reality of living in the UK 🇬🇧
As an @o2 customer for a number of years. My contract has now ended and your fleecing me. How do I get this offer:
o2.co.uk/shop/sim-cards/sim-…
I’d also like to remind you about you’re “Fair Deal for All” for existing customers o2.co.uk/inspiration/the-dro…
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@O2 I can only assume you silence means you don't give a shit. No problem I've just signed up elsewhere.
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Hi @Mazda_UK I have an MX-30 which is due its first service (oil and filter change plus visual inspection) how can it possibly come £380?
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Simon Corrigan retweeted
🚨WOW: UK police storm man's home at midnight, body-search, arrest, and detain him for “posting on social media”.
Now Imagine a ‘digital ID’ tracking your every move and opinion, leading to arrests for free speech.
Britain is no longer a democracy, Britain is fast declining.
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I was going to say, there is always a tweet, but even better we have a video.
We have a WEAK Prime Minister.
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If I had a pound for the number of times I’ve seen an elderly white man playing music out loud on public transport…I’d have £0.
TfL is targeting the "disruptive behaviour" of passengers who play music and make calls out loud ➡️ bbc.in/4oSGrcH
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British Authorities Arrest St. George For Brandishing Bladed Weapon At Dragon buff.ly/KKIltmN
