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I never understand why people do this “combined age” thing with the Rolling Stones. The combined age of a primary school class is about 275; does that mean they’re old?
And let’s be frank, the Stones’ combined age is going *down*. Eventually it’ll be 0.
SIMPLE MATHS.
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Awful, heartbreaking. It’s incomprehensible we are allowing this to happen
independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho…
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How DARE our politicians suspend campaigning for the election because of the terror attack? Get back to work & tell us what YOUR solution is
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Have a drink every time Donald Trump says "By the way" or 'heres the thing' & then lets just hope the Terminator gets here on time #debates
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Replying to @simonn52
@simonn52 @TVsSimonKing @DartmoorZoo home of #WeBoughtAZoo are doing a crowdfund crowdfunder.co.uk/crowdfund-… … Pls RT to secure its future
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Replying to @Denzil_ofah
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Memo to Justin Bieber: For the young celeb, life is a banquet of free food. What they don't tell you is that you are often the last course.
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Bill Hicks' famous, beautiful message. Always worth a butcher's youtube.com/watch?v=iMUiwTub…
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Markus Reuter & Ian Boddy: Joker (single edit) fb.me/2rwbJxcrz
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Replying to @DartmoorZoo
@DartmoorZoo you guys are in ep 4 can't believe Matt Damon and Ben affleck are in the show but they are.
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Here is a little sneak peak of my show youtube.com/watch?v=TtHR7wOK…
Freewheeling 10 tues on DAVE
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A tweet for @DartmoorZoo by @simonn52 on @realrossnoble advert for the new series starting 29th Oct.
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Replying to @joerogan
@joerogan espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1… BRAZIL DOES NOT FUCK AROUND
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I am in Tavistock devon and I need a private lake/pool/pond to recreate the walk on water miracle can you help?
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Great day with @realrossnoble @DartmoorZoo
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Happy Mothers Day (if you're a mother - if you're not, then I don't care whether your day is happy or not).
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Goodness. If this isn't the loveliest thing you read all day, do let me know what the hell is. theimportanceofbeingtrivial.… /via @aljwhite
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"@AliLeonardMC: Too soon? http://t.co/NzrflkN2" @stephenfry I think you'll find this rather delicious...






















