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Captain Quarantine®️

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A tragic illustration of a total waste of human potential.Pilot for America’s favorite airline.Runner.Waffle House VIP🧇. @newspring CLEMSON.🇺🇸🇮🇱

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Joined January 2009
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Hmmmmm....debating whether to deice or not....🤔
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I’ve lived in the South for most of my life...I’ve never seen or met a “white supremacist”. They must hide really well,or disguise themselves on a whole other level....🤷🏼‍♂️
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My block finger is sweating.... a mere hint of negativity towards the greatest conservative voice of my generation,and I will pounce. RIP Rush. You were the best....and that is certainly no disrespect to my buddy @Talkmaster . He’ll say the same thing.
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Well this 3 day trip is turning into a royal sodomizing.... “BOHICA” comes to mind...
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Wooohoo!! Finally out of that $&%# MRI!!
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee13 Feb 2021
The Babylon Bee Guide To Being Woke babylonbee.com/news/the-baby…
The Babylon Bee Guide To Being Woke

The Babylon Bee Guide To Being Woke

Being "woke" is very important in order to show the world you're a good person, and also to avoid having your entire life wrecked by a Twitter mob!

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Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) profile pictureRory Cooper
@rorycooper12 Feb 2021
Today is a really discouraging day. The Biden School Closing Plan is dressed up to make it appear they want schools to open but the details will have the exact opposite effect. This is a gift to unions and a betrayal of kids. 1/
I’m actually sporting 14 masks simultaneously in this picture.
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Nailed it.
Noam Blum (@neontaster) profile pictureNoam Blum
@neontaster11 Feb 2021
Equity is literally killing us.
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Just upgraded to the Sonos ARC,and OMG!!!!! @Sonos
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Damn right.
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Puru Saxena
@saxena_puru8 Feb 2021
In January '21 (after quietly buying $1.5b worth of $BTC in late '20 with $TSLA cash), @elonmusk started pumping bitcoin and even added $BTC logo to his profile -
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Remember👇🏼 nitter.gq/Edwin31509569/status/1…
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Just an observation,not a judgement: Are interracial couples on tv commercials the rule now,and not the exception?
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Aldous Huxley's Ghost™@AF63226 Jan 2021
The leader of the free world was just beaten soundly by a suit jacket pocket.
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Ahhhhhhhhh......
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STILL haven’t heard a reasonable explanation regarding the cancellation of the Keystone pipeline.
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Federalist Musket🇺🇸@Patriot_Musket25 Jan 2021
"You can go back to the job we destroyed as soon as you take the vaccine that we don't have." - government
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