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Captain Quarantine®️

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A tragic illustration of a total waste of human potential.Pilot for America’s favorite airline.Runner.Waffle House VIP🧇. @newspring CLEMSON.🇺🇸🇮🇱

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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee13 Feb 2021
The Babylon Bee Guide To Being Woke babylonbee.com/news/the-baby…
The Babylon Bee Guide To Being Woke

The Babylon Bee Guide To Being Woke

Being "woke" is very important in order to show the world you're a good person, and also to avoid having your entire life wrecked by a Twitter mob!

babylonbee.com
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Puru Saxena
@saxena_puru8 Feb 2021
In January '21 (after quietly buying $1.5b worth of $BTC in late '20 with $TSLA cash), @elonmusk started pumping bitcoin and even added $BTC logo to his profile -
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Remember👇🏼 nitter.gq/Edwin31509569/status/1…
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Aldous Huxley's Ghost™@AF63226 Jan 2021
The leader of the free world was just beaten soundly by a suit jacket pocket.
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Federalist Musket🇺🇸@Patriot_Musket25 Jan 2021
"You can go back to the job we destroyed as soon as you take the vaccine that we don't have." - government
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Fusilli Spock
@awstar1123 Jan 2021
Washington DC shutdown indoor dining on 23-Dec with the positivity rate at 32/100K and is now opening it up at 36/100K All I see is politics, not science.
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Hank Wade@Henry6815719 Jan 2021
Man it’s too bad we didn’t have an extra 25,000 troops last summer to help protect the innocent people who had their businesses burned to the ground.
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PoIiMath
@politicalmath19 Jan 2021
The reason I'm picking this particular fight is b/c, if you follow the "keep masks on even weeks post-vaccine" rationales, they lead to a world where this crisis is never functionally over
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@politicalmath19 Jan 2021
My reaction to "we still need to wear masks after vaccination" is "why are you wearing a mask?" If the answer is "so I don't make unvaccinated people feel like second class citizens" then fine. But if it is "you could transmit COVID after vaccine immunity" that is nonsense
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Maria Bartiromo
@MariaBartiromo5 Nov 2020
-4am dump/Wisconsin 65,000 votes 100% for Biden -4am dump/Michigan 138,499 votes 100% 4Biden -AZ poll workers forcing voters to use sharpies thereby invalidated ballots -Trump leading in GA, NC, PA, WI, MI & they stop counting" before the vote fairy visits overnight...
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Robert J. O'Neill
@mchooyah4 Nov 2020
I doubt there was a record number of voters. I have no doubt there is a record number of ballots.
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Skippy
@SKIPdaZIP1 Nov 2020
Honest Poll: If these were the only two on the Presidential ballot, which one would get your vote? Please answer and RT for largest sample size possible.
95%Jar Jar Binks
5%Joe Biden
2,595 votes • Final results
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Gene Simmons
@genesimmons30 Oct 2020
Vote your conscience. Today. And, it’s nobody’s business who you are voting for. Stop talking politics with your friends and family. You will not win any argument you may have. We are all Americans. Remember that.
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Force Ghost Roy Fokker@RoyFokkersGhost28 Oct 2020
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Caleb Hull
@CalebJHull6 Oct 2020
Here’s CNN’s Kaitlin Collins removing her mask the second she thinks the cameras are off: – at Illinois, USA
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@kaitlancollins5 Oct 2020
Only days into his diagnosis, the first thing President Trump does when he gets back to the White House is take his mask off.
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alexandriabrown@alexthechick28 Sep 2020
So. I finally read the NYT Trump tax story because I wanted to see what line was being reported for taxes owed and I came across this about the $750 in 2016 and 2017. Per the NYT own story, Trump actually paid to the US Treasury $1 million in 2016 and $4.2 million in 2017.
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John Hayward
@Cobretata25 Sep 2020
Imagine Democrats win in November. Fast forward to 2021. President Harris is pushing huge tax hikes, a welfare spending spree, a reparations bill. Think you'll be able to drive safely through a city while that's playing out?
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Emerald Robinson ✝️
@EmeraldRobinson24 Sep 2020
It looks like I correctly predicted the Durham investigation was a joke because the Huber investigation was a joke because the Awan brothers investigation was a joke because the Hillary Clinton email investigation was a joke because the Huma Abedin laptop investigation was a....
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The #Dementiacrats' standard tactic.
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Mean Tweats@GCoftheNorth19 Sep 2020
Replying to @thehill
@thehill
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Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck16 Sep 2020
This is one of the weirdest exchanges I’ve ever seen on TV. @newtgingrich correctly points out that George Soros threw an unprecedented amount of money into DA races all over the country to elect radicals and Fox News basically told him to shut up. WTF?
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