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too old and unstable to b on here but whatever

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Joined March 2011
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why is everyone going on priv 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so funny
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We are happy to report that missing person, Rayjay Strikeswithagun, has been located safe. Thank you for helping by sharing the message!
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ok i am Sorry for my ignorance oomf informed me he’s indigenous which google did confirm and actually they misspelled it bc in an obituary it’s spelled as Strikes With a Gun .. etymology of indigenous last names is so interesting i need to read more..
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the Ultimate fall song. i feel like it’s 2014 and there’s fairy lights on my ceiling. i’ve just lit a marshmallow fireside bath and body works candle… joy was alive open.spotify.com/track/2Lthq…
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clairo single before the new year pls pls pls i need healings rn
Clairo via ig story 👀
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i wanna involve myself in statementwt/vaguepostingtwt. my biggest ick in some of the fics shared on here is how one dimensional side female characters (oc and canon) are written … i get sometimes it’s crack/intentional but still … yeuckk i cant do it
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particularly when shane has a gf. why is she often comically bimbo-esque and ditzy. is this considered kink shaming cause i feel like it’s a whole genre idk like i said just wanting to stir the pot even further 💜
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all discourse on this app is a recursive cycle. u fr cant escape the ouroboros of it all
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im so sorry to oomfs for rt spam but genuinely im scrolling snd laughing this is such a rare delicacy
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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Dave Portnoy tearfully reading a land acknowledgment before every pizza review
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abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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obsessed w the millennial optimism memes happening on my tl. i feel like ive finally arrived Home
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fuck it lemme press play on a safiya nygaard video
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guys this is blowing my mind the way i too had no idea. i may have to lock in
this is how i learn a plot point of red white and royal blue is that one of the protagonists turned texas into a blue state
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the layers to this after nicholas galatzine (idc how check how to spell his name bc loser) was seen on the Front page of the US department of defence like. life is really just an infinite sitcom
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millennial optimism is back baby i’m blasting florence and the machine bass boosted the dog days ARE over
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every state gets a covid conscious lesbian bar
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“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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