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too old and unstable to b on here but whatever

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Joined March 2011
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how am i stressing and not giving a shit at the same time
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when someone asks me what i’m thinking and i have to choose which layer of insanity to disclose
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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Dave Portnoy tearfully reading a land acknowledgment before every pizza review
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abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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fuck it lemme press play on a safiya nygaard video
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millennial optimism is back baby i’m blasting florence and the machine bass boosted the dog days ARE over
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every state gets a covid conscious lesbian bar
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“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”
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Woman in STEM (Sorrow, Trepidation, Ennui, Melancholy)
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Jared Padalecki and Lisa Rinna ran into each other really fast
First look at Hubert Smielecki as Apollo in ‘PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS’ Season 3.
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How it feels growing up catholic
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can everybody on heated rivalry twt just get more fujoshi
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THIS GOOD FOOD
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Hudson Williams, Connor Storrie, Edvin Ryding and Robert Naylor together for Halloween! (via rob_naylor)
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New photos of Connor Storrie via Instagram. 📲 connorstorrieofficial
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you and your situationship are planning a fierce couple’s halloween costume since you’re both annoying cinephiles you know you need to arrive to the function in your best yorgos lanthimos inspired drag while brainstorming you suggest bugonia as you think an alien is most respectful to your situationship’s fluctuating gender identity you’re gently rubbing your hands on his bald head as he runs the cvs temporary hair dye into your hair your eyes lock and you start breathing heavy and sensing that a moment is being interrupted you’re left alone in the bathroom you start to sweat and wonder how as the night goes on you’ll explain a couple’s costume but in a platonic bro way but all that matters in this moment is being together
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#heatedrivalry x night shift by lucy dacus
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Interviewer: “which heated rivalry star is now being eyed to be a Marvel villain? Matt Bomer: “it has to be Connor. He could be a good magneto, like a young Ian McKellen, get on it Hollywood” “Oh that’s a gorgeous casting, you should be a casting director” Matt Bomer shares potential Marvel role casting for Connor Storrie with Catriona Walsh ahead of his West End Production via Metro Entertainment UK
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