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Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti31 Dec 2024

This has been a tough year for cataloguing fun tweets because this place has become a morass of insane bullshit, which has always been the case, but it’s now lacking a certain whimsy. Nevertheless, my FAVE tweets of 2024:

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti31 Dec 2023

It is once again that time of the year. Here are my fave tweets of 2023:

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Timekeeper of Whatever · Nov 5, 2026 · 7:57 PM UTC

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghetti1h

I guess Karen BASS has gone FISHING 🤣

CNN Breaking News

@cnnbrk3h

Democratic socialist Nithya Raman will defeat incumbent Karen Bass in the Los Angeles mayor's race, CNN projects. Follow live updates. cnn.it/4zwtwlJ

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@ratlimit · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:18 PM UTC

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@ratlimitNov 4

Land doesn’t vote. But if it could, it might elect a President Bumblebee; a Senator Ecosystem; a Supreme Court Justice Recycling Bin. Just my 2 cents !

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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed · Nov 4, 2026 · 1:28 PM UTC

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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.

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Rocky · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:12 AM UTC

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Rocky

@viperwaveNov 4

Joe Biden appearing in the White House like a Firelink Shrine NPC.

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J🦑🌅 · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:08 AM UTC

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J🦑🌅@SumerianEunuchNov 4

Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men

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raneem ⵣ · Nov 4, 2026 · 9:09 AM UTC

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raneem ⵣ@beyzuIaNov 4

non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026” me:

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Timekeeper of Whatever · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:22 AM UTC

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghettiNov 4

Oh we’re gonna touch on him

Beff (e/acc)

@beffjezosNov 4

If they fucking touch Elon it's absolute war.

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Timekeeper of Whatever · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:06 AM UTC

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghettiNov 4

Macklemore will be made ambassador to Israel

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Timekeeper of Whatever · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:53 AM UTC

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghettiNov 4

BLUE NVKE

Decision Desk HQ

@DecisionDeskHQNov 4

Replying to @DecisionDeskHQ

DDHQ Race Update (est. 87% in): Mississippi US Senate Scott Colom (D): 396,892 (49.1%) Cindy Hyde-Smith (R): 394,366 (48.8%) Follow more results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…

Image from Decision Desk HQ (@DecisionDeskHQ)

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Timekeeper of Whatever · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:26 AM UTC

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghettiNov 4

You will be made to fight in Ukraine

dasha

@dash_eatsNov 4

Heheheheh

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Timekeeper of Whatever · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:23 AM UTC

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghettiNov 4

This is why Kansas went blue

Kansas Football

@KU_FootballSep 10

It is that deep.

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soul nate · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:52 AM UTC

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soul nate@MNateShyamalanNov 4

WOKE 3 ITS HAPPENING

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Timekeeper of Whatever · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:11 AM UTC

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghettiNov 4

We’re going to cannulate Elon #CannulateElon

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Timekeeper of Whatever · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:03 AM UTC

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghettiNov 4

We’re sending you to CECOT

Laura Loomer

@LauraLoomerNov 4

I hope everyone is learning Arabic.

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Hero Thousandfaces (they/any) · Nov 4, 2026 · 1:48 AM UTC

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Hero Thousandfaces (they/any)

@1thousandfaces_Nov 4

We’re shaving off the tip of Marc Andreessen’s head

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Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:09 AM UTC

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Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵@JotaroPujoNov 4

We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo

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Timekeeper of Whatever · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:52 AM UTC

Timekeeper of Whatever@spaghettiNov 4

Cry more bozo good riddance

Daniella Greenbaum Davis

@DGreenbaumNov 3

The El Sayed stuff is a turning point. I’ve been speaking to Jews who have been voting and funding dems for decades. Some to the tune of hundreds of thousands to millions in pac money yearly. They’re done.

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