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Timekeeper of Whatever

@spaghetti

The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2011
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitNov 4
Land doesn’t vote. But if it could, it might elect a President Bumblebee; a Senator Ecosystem; a Supreme Court Justice Recycling Bin. Just my 2 cents !
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@AbdulElSayedNov 4
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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@viperwaveNov 4
Joe Biden appearing in the White House like a Firelink Shrine NPC.
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J🦑🌅@SumerianEunuchNov 4
Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men
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raneem ⵣ@beyzuIaNov 4
non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026” me:
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soul nate@MNateShyamalanNov 4
WOKE 3 ITS HAPPENING
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We’re shaving off the tip of Marc Andreessen’s head
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Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵@JotaroPujoNov 4
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Matt Ferrari@MatthewFerrariNov 4
I am going to touch on him
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I need some wins tomorrow night I can’t let my chud brother own me again
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largest rodent@capybaronessNov 4
numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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greg@gurregggNov 3
niggas will claim they communist but don’t clean the dookie marx off they lenin sheets
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@hecubian_devilNov 2
The right-wing Anakin posting does make a lot of sense as it combines many of the Right’s core preoccupations: getting groomed; killing your wife; working for an insane, octogenarian tyrant; being hated by your children; losing and dying
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British people will google stuff like "whys me arse mingin" or "whys me arse pure hummin of shite"
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@ryangrimNov 1
The Rogers spokesperson you see starting this press conference is Abby Ronson. She is currently registered as a foreign agent for the state of Israel, according to @DropSiteNews reporting today
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVNov 1
“In cinematography, the ‘Dutch Angle’ is often used to portray a character’s psychological unease and may represent madness or their unstable mental state.”
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMINov 1
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Luka Dončić
@lukadoncic19 Mar 2013
when you lose the one you wonted
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𝓛𝓾𝓬
@ChevalierRequinOct 30
Incredible
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Nouveau Niche@whatthehellsureOct 26
They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 26
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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amy@milfismOct 25
thank u clairo
Daily Noud (@DailyNoud) profile pictureDaily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 24
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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