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handjob from a maximalist got u like YEEEEEEEOUCH OUCHIE! OUCH!! it’s turning green!! OWWWW!!
#WearingLike14RingsAndTheyreAllFromTheThriftStore
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In an effort to view the world with rose tinted romance I failed to realize that 1) the conductor is smoking and 2) I was smelling my own perfume
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Most of you don't need some sort of bespoke soulmate. You're not very complicated. I'm different in this regard because I'm rather unusual and need to live the erotic life of the artist. To enjoy perfect love. But you should just find someone that's ok and get married
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Took a B12 vitamin this morning in hopes it not only solves all of the issues I currently have internally but but also globally, reaching people in all corners of the world
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You’ll tell a woman you’re taking public transportation home and she’s like “be safe” okay first of all I run these streets
































