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Joined March 2011
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I like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over
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Computer scientist Sara Hooker on underestimating difficulty:
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And if you pressed the filter together until it popped, it became a menthol
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can you imagine brining a chick home from the bars and you just take her back to your pond
This 16-year-old has been living in a pond for 5 years. He sleeps in it. He eats in it. The moment he steps out, his body starts burning.
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it’s cause ur always on that damn spectrum
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Replying to @Lakers
@lakers what the fuck
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i said forget about it cuh
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POV: Passing siren island but they got the JBL Charge 4 bumping 2016 rap
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having smoked, vaped, chewed nicotine gum, and Zyn’d at various points in my life, the only one that feels remotely life-giving is cigarettes
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Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo
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In this house AJ Brown is a hero, end of story
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don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man
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It's so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they've always been out of their fucking minds
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her biggest enemy being behind her…
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“you’ll never meet your soulmate on a dating app”
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As a single Millennial with no dependents and a six figure income, I’m apparently this country’s only tax base.
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you sure bro?
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you will be shocked by how many doors will open for you if are just insane and delusional
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