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Formerly @Buzzfeed. Currently playing Death Stranding 2

Queens, NY
Joined March 2011
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English actor cast in a genre film: The whole thing is a bit silly really but the cast and crew were just fantastic American actor who just got cast as Cousin America (Captain America's Cousin): This is what the world needs right now
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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fall vibes = activated
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too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy
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You can do whatever you want in life and nobody can stop you. put magical girl cosmos holofoil on your Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card who gives a shit
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it's literally in the title
Timothée Chalamet says the message of ‘DUNE: PART 3’ is to beware of charismatic leaders. “Frank Herbert wrote Messiah as he wanted to warn the world what can happen when people blindly follow leaders. Even the good can be corrupted.”
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What I look like trying to order a drink at the bar
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33 years ago today, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. #TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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Gm!
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if the hardcore band’s bassist looks like this you are about to die in that pit
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i saw sebulba in midtown houston on saturday night he was honestly a really nice guy, he was buying everyone shots. i think he just puts on his persona for the boonta eve classic and i get it.
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Tim Pumpkinholz retweeted
Gracias #JulianAlvarez @enzofe17 @gerorulli for introducing this lovely drink 🧉
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how it feels to see someone employed
Domestic horse meeting a Przewalski’s horse, it’s the last truly wild horse species on Earth
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A bride surprises her groom with an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 graphics card during their wedding reception in China, October 2026.
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Today’s Bear of the Day is the Libearian! This black bear broke into the Mammoth Lakes Library on the morning of 10/14, eating staff refreshments, including a jar of honey! He caused no damage, but also didn’t seem to have a library card! #beartwt
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Tim Pumpkinholz retweeted
Guinan: I know this guy. He's called The Noid. Watch yourself, Captain, or he'll ruin your pizzas Picard: We mean you no harm. We are explorers
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Replying to @timunken
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