Always a #silverlining
These early nights have their advantages. When it’s dark as midnight @ 5 pm. nobody can see you pee in your suburban backyard.
*except that perv with the audio inclusive night vision cam next door. That dude’s weird. #nolie
If you don’t have money down on Pete Hegseth being fired well before Christmas, what are you even doing with your retirement planning?
Replying to @Quicklitning
What’s the point in impeachment? Isn’t he getting fired next week?
Replying to @lanechanged @OctoberFerguson
That must be a nice feeling.
Whenever I walk into a COSTCO in Canada, I feel like I’m surrounded by a bunch of members 🍆
Replying to @ColdAzzIsis89
I’m trying to figure out how to grow marigolds inthe basement…
Replying to @ColdAzzIsis89
I do have hope that it wasn’t in vain that I’ve stuck around now. There may be a light at the end of the tunnel that isn’t an oncoming train. 😁
It’s not a pronoun thing. I think it’s just a weed thing.
In my head, all flowers are her.
Him flowers are kinda gross.
But of course! Too fine a blade will be easily chipped and dented by the stiff necks that they process.
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🇫🇷 Situation in Lyon, France
A man dressed as Deadpool on a pony storms police cordons.
Nasturtiums in November in Uxbridge, Ontario are quite a surprise! The first frost almost wiped them out. One of the few edible flowers, that we grow, with a well pronounced flavour.
Replying to @SpockResists
I call it the #decadeoftrauma
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So @SenWarren should lead the Senate.
@AOC should lead the House.














