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phil fennelly

@uncle_phil

The official Twitter account of Uncle Phil. New Yorker turned Midwesterner.

 Omaha, NE
Joined July 2009
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Irony that took 200 years to develop: Dolly Madison had an eating disorder.
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What happened to the monolith craze? Is it canceled? #CancelCulture #monolithmystery
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Embracing these things as a kid made me the man I am today.
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Replying to @IMDb
Probably the video of Robert Kraft at the massage parlor. #happyending
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Betsy Ross and I joined the Mile-High Club on the red eye to Boston. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
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"That's what makes him interesting. Don't make all your trees just perfectly straight up and down." #bobross #quote
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Telly Savalas gives #zerofucks about your airport rules.
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Call me crazy but I don’t think I’m ever going to regret this AOC tattoo. #lifechoices
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Can we guess how old you are based on these random questions? Who was President when you were 3? What year were you born? Do you like salad?
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#KenoTip Try the AOC ticket. A pair of two-spots: 10-13, her birthday, and 14-80, her congressional district paired with her crazy meter score.
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Replying to @ComfortablySmug
“It’s fun to stay at the YMCA.” You’re not doing it right.
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#Trump: “I’m the king of awkward tweeting!” #KevinSpacey “Hold my beer.”
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Dasher@Dasher122525 Nov 2018
If I had to rate the 7 other original #reindeer (excluding #Rudolph the dick) I’d put Comet at the top of the list. He’s a baller.
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Dasher@Dasher122525 Nov 2018
#Rudolph is a dick. You heard me. #Christmas
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Dasher@Dasher122525 Nov 2018
Little known @Santa fact: he overslept in 1986 and we had to skip Canada.
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Dasher@Dasher122525 Nov 2018
My iPhone flashlight is brighter than Rudolph’s nose. One time he was looking for something and Prancer was all like “Why don’t you just shine your nose” and everyone laughed until Mrs. Claus shot us a look. #Bitch.
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I’m hoping this fills in a few blanks because 1745-1750 is a blur. #wine #women #song #wine
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Do Benjamin Franklin right — remember to set your clocks back. Franklin pioneered the idea of daylight saving time while in France. It was designed to save energy. to.pbs.org/2P5VlyY
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#DNATest results are back. I am: 55% Statesman 27% Inventor 14% Lover 6% Mathematician
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Did you check local gyms? They love boxing.
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@AP_Oddities26 Sep 2018
ROO UPDATE:: A runaway kangaroo in Florida has wildlife officers sending up a pair of drones to help search for a second day. apne.ws/XWnif0t #odd
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Replying to @CNN
Its none of our business. I would, however, caution them to practice safe puppetry.
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