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nathan

@waitstaph

I’ll be somewhere down in Texas, if you’re looking for me.

 Dallas, TX
Joined March 2011
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Alec Stapp (@AlecStapp) profile pictureAlec Stapp
@AlecStappNov 7
A top priority for the new Congress should be investigating what the hell is going on here
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@sunnyrightNov 4
Faytuks Network (@FaytuksNetwork) profile pictureFaytuks Network
@FaytuksNetworkNov 4
CNN - President Donald Trump was in the midst of his fourth political rally in three days when he asked a close associate the question that had been troubling him for some time: How did the Republican Party get in this bad of shape?
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“Get rid of Ohio” probably doesn’t poll well in Ohio, but you’d be surprised by the numbers it gets in the other 49
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 2
Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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@LFCOct 28
VICTORY FOR THE REDS!!! 🤩🔴 🔴: ✅✅✅✅❌✅❌✅ 🔵: ✅✅✅❌✅✅❌❌
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The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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"What do I owe society?", asked the guy in the green.
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POLITICO (@politico) profile picturePOLITICO
@politicoOct 18
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
Do You Really Own Your Home? A Tax Revolt Says No.

Do You Really Own Your Home? A Tax Revolt Says No.

The argument that property taxes make Americans renters in their own houses has fueled the biggest anti-tax uprising in half a century, and local governments are scrambling.

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The Boomers who bought their homes for magic beans and now want to raise taxes on everyone else to pay for their social security while also not wanting to pay property taxes for their palatial estates should all be tossed in a volcano. One last luxury cruise for them.
POLITICO (@politico) profile picturePOLITICO
@politicoOct 18
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
Do You Really Own Your Home? A Tax Revolt Says No.

Do You Really Own Your Home? A Tax Revolt Says No.

The argument that property taxes make Americans renters in their own houses has fueled the biggest anti-tax uprising in half a century, and local governments are scrambling.

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When Texas Rs complained that Cornyn was too deep in the “DC swamp,” maybe they meant that he was too parochial and there were bigger, murkier swamps out there to become mired in.
Elizabeth Findell (@efindell) profile pictureElizabeth Findell@efindellOct 13
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In Dubai, Paxton and his girlfriend watched fireworks at a party with two fugitives who had failed to return to the U.S. to face federal healthcare fraud charges. One of them, Anosh Ahmed, had donated $190,000 to Paxton. wsj.com/politics/policy/ken-… w/ @MarkMaremont @jdawsey1
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The reason Lorne Michaels keeps having Shane Gillis host SNL despite the chattering classes going nuts every time he's on is the same reason he had Norm Macdonald host at the first opportunity: he resents being forced by external interlopers to fire a person he finds funny.
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Funny how Liverpool player got booked for demanding a yellow. Haaland came over to get Gravenberch sent off and the ref obliges
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It's a victory that is likely to mean absolutely nothing in a couple of months when City get their punishment for nearly a decade of cheating. What a mess the Premier League is in.
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@TotalProSportsOct 9
Disgusting scene at AT&T Stadium in Dallas as security forced a Cowboys fan to stay and watch the game all the way to the end.
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@jarvis_bestOct 4
I love hockey because it teaches kids valuable life lessons, like how you if you meet someone from Detroit you should knock them out.
Spittin' Chiclets (@spittinchiclets) profile pictureSpittin' Chiclets
@spittinchicletsOct 4
Jesus Christ
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The lack of remorse in Man City’s statement is no surprise but it shows why, along with the club receiving the harshest punishments, their owners should be chased from English football through the OADT. The sheer disregard for their competitors, the game and fans is staggering.
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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestSep 28
One final glorious middle finger from the boomers as they charge their treats on the credit card and then shuffle off this mortal coil and awaken in paradise where they will immediately call the manager and demand the ladder be taken up so no one else can get in.
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiSep 28
JUST IN: The 10-year Treasury yield is currently at 5.26%, with the market forecasting further increases by year-end.
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Riley
@rylzdigitalSep 15
I resigned from Slim Chickens today. I spent the last three years doing seasoning research at both Slim Chickens and arby's. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to Four loko nuggets and gambling with our lives.
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoSep 15
Slim Chickens is launching Dr Pepper Blasted Tenders, Tender Bites and Wings The new flavor is inspired by the soda's signature 23-flavor blend
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Least insane Reddit mod.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketSep 16
BREAKING: It’s been revealed that the man accused of plotting an ISIS-inspired mass shooting was a moderator of the r/doordash subreddit, going by the username “u/i_love_femboys6969”
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"Heritage Texans" You mean Mexicans?
Fort Worth Young Republicans (@FortWorthYR) profile pictureFort Worth Young Republicans@FortWorthYRSep 13
The weepy moralizing is disgusting. Why doesn’t your heart break for the Heritage Texans who were locked out of opportunity at our state flagship? Every spot that goes to an immigrant is a spot taken away from Texans whose families made UT a world class university.
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I sincerely hope everyone born after 9/11 who feels this way never experiences an event that makes them understand.
Futuristic_Fudge (@FudgeFuturistic) profile pictureFuturistic_Fudge@FudgeFuturisticSep 4
People born pre-9/11 have such a weird, worshipful attitude about it.
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MAGA, baby.
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@TMZAug 28
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Kanye exec Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE in Louisiana. Details: tmz.com/2026/08/28/milo-yian…
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