jay

southerners after watching all 11 hours and 30 minutes of Ken Burns Civil War

Modest mouse is the genre of music where youll kill yourself if she doesn't give you pussy

did a land acknowledgement before i robbed the plug

if it's shaped like a dick start kickin that shit 🎶

Gay Al Yankadick

mom said its my turn to run the regime cos you got to run the regime last week

*to the tune of ozzy osbournes crazy train* im hitting the quan with Hitler down here in hell

church is one of the few places they cant kick you out of for dropping your techdecks over and over even when the main guy is up there talkin

just set up the baby's playpen

*flirting* do u know the song tear you apart by she wants revenge

my son's first words were The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

blasturbating: whackin off but doing it forceful and violently

thats a custom, clocksuckers @watswrongwjay

my dad is gonna be so mad when he sees my twitter

convincing jelly roll to change his name to fat ass