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Margarita G. Mitchell

@xthemasterand

single mom. writer. baseball fan. Catholic. Christ is King! I block homophobes, transphobes, racists, and antisemites.

 Houston, TX
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Joined March 2022
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as a young law clerk I very briefly worked in high-end celebrity real estate, and Jenny McCarthy remains the rudest, most dipshit celebrity I ever interacted with and itโ€™s refreshing to see sheโ€™s gotten more insane as the years go on
c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) profile picturec a i t l i n@hello__caitlinOct 31
Everyoneโ€™s insane now
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Reid Southen
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Don't people realize putting out a fire causes water damage? You don't want water damage do you?
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donโ€™t people realize ai bubble popping will fuck the whole global economy do we have to teach financial literacy to kids these days
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Being a red state Republican must be so easy. No expectation of policy. Just scare old white people about Muslims and that's it
Marsha Blackburn (@VoteMarsha) profile pictureMarsha Blackburn
@VoteMarsha20h
As your governor, Iโ€™ll protect Tennessee from Sharia law and the spread of Islamization.
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life canโ€™t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Personally, I find the ao3 discourse hilarious.
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Yeah it would make me fully insane if I knew people were passing fics I had written that were locked. They're locked for a reason. I even asked people not to screenshot my fics and put it on social media.
Project Hail Marie ๐ŸŒŒโœจโ˜„๏ธ (@petrovalining) profile pictureProject Hail Marie ๐ŸŒŒโœจโ˜„๏ธ@petrovaliningOct 31
Regarding the Google drive discourse: the only real issue I have is if it includes locked fics bc there's a reason why we have them locked...but also if an author tells you they don't want their fics distributed that way just don't be an ass and remove it?
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Just a Halloween reminder: Jesus knows the difference between witchcraft and your child dressed like spiderman or a princess.
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Yes they can I've literally bought it from them at conventions. They didn't have any kind of licensing agreement with the owners of the IP.
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I think it says I have good taste that my favorite Dave Matthew's Band song is also the song he's most proud of having written (Don't Drink the Water).
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men and hommes@communoah16h
Similarly, experts in CSA victims rights advocacy consistently *oppose* extreme sentences for perpetrators of CSA, because it turns out "if you tell anyone about this, your daddy will go away to prison for the rest of his life" is VERY good at keeping kids silent!
Lesbian Rod Serling ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท (@LRSerling) profile pictureLesbian Rod Serling ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท@LRSerlingOct 30
The sex offender registry is also new in america, only starting in the early-mid 90s, and basically every criminologist/psychologist/people with a professional interest in the matter has been saying its a bad idea and should be abolished since then lmao
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Bro, probably
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In 50 years, one of the most common deathbed regrets will be โ€œI wasted my life on short-form videosโ€ and the darkest part is they wonโ€™t even remember a single one
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Laura Lux ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿช@darthlux12h
I hate Texas Halloween, wym you're Hank & Peggy Hill after Hank accidentally became a pimp
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Literally Chad
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Also, he's not texting you because he's indifferent. A heterosexual man doesn't go 48 hours without 2 free minutes for a pretty girl he likes.
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No Context KJV@KJVnocontext11h
Blessed are the poor
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Brain dead
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Ken Paxton eats salsa made in New York City.
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Ken Paxton leaves his shopping carts in the parking spots.
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Trump tried to dispel the hecklers as paid protestors. He told one rally that a man was paid $250 to hurl invectives at him. The man yelled back, "I do it for free. I hatฤ— you." I think this is a general consensus.
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the necessity of God to incarnate and to experience not just death but also life as a man, despite having full intellectual knowledge of it...
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This is me at 15 dressed as my English teacher for Halloween at my all-girls school. I had never been touched by random strangers so much in my life. Sex-segregated environments are WILD.
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NBA
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WEMBY THE WITCHER! MIN/SAS I 8:00pm/et, NBA League Pass
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