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Over thinker | Underachiever | Master procrastinator | Early 30s | Married | Short|

Irish in England ☘️
Joined January 2026
Big hair x
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DONE. No thanks to you lot. I’ll remember this.
Will pay cash money for someone to shave my legs, wash my hair and apply my tan 😭
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😋
I’m going to my favourite pizza place soon 😍🤤
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I’m so flattered by this, Michelle
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Omg hit tweet
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Naw, I haven’t just eaten a full pack of Jaffa Cakes.
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Fat naturals slander is not welcome on this account x
I’m seeing a lot of “saggy” big boob slander on the TL. People outing themselves as never having seen fat naturals in the flesh 😔✊🏻
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Remembering the time my friend found my alt account and sent me a video of her scrolling it.
“Sync your contacts to see who’s on X.” NUH UH.
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I reject any judgement for this tweet x
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Aw aye 🤤
Right, right, right … no rotisserie chickens available by the time I finished work. BUT. I’m gonna replace the chicken with a chopped up battered sausage 🙂‍↕️ Home made stuffing. Crispy.
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That was incredible, if I say so myself.
Slow cookin’ 😋 Gonna have with mash & cauliflower cheese tomorrow 🤤
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Replying to @Shellfromzero
Drop the location
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Slow cookin’ 😋 Gonna have with mash & cauliflower cheese tomorrow 🤤
Making beef stew. Pull up 🗣️
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Nout fancy 🥰
Doing a melty cheese board and having Heineken 0’s with my friend tonight 🥰 can’t wait to catch up.
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