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Kels ☘️

@yappingsofkels

Over thinker | Underachiever | Master procrastinator | Early 30s | Married | Short|

 Irish in England ☘️
Joined January 2026
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Big hair x
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We don't. Our kidneys automatically shut down during menstruation. That's literally why it's called a period. Because everything stops. Hope this helps! 🥰
Gabriel Prado (@GabrielPrado25) profile pictureGabriel Prado@GabrielPrado25Nov 4
How do women pee while they’re menstruating? I mean, they’re wearing a pad, right?
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“¿Te importa si cancelamos?” Yo:
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fumes@heisfumesNov 5
her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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Nadie: Yo haciendo mi mochila de emergencia:
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Toloza con Z@Srt_TolozaNov 5
Dejemos los muebles nuevos con el plástico por hoy para que el gato no los dañe. El gato:
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RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved Russell Brand going to fucking prison.
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Ada is a girl💗 (@faveda12) profile picture
Ada is a girl💗
@faveda12Nov 5
microsoft?? i’m never leaving this app😭
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@telegramNov 4
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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kiesha
@kiesha9iNov 5
I HOPE MY CATS KNOW THEY'RE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME
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katie@LovejoyActualNov 4
in alabama, a trans woman can sit on the state legislature… in burnham’s britain, she can’t even sit on somebody’s face
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Kels ☘️@yappingsofkelsOct 24
🥂
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Kels ☘️@yappingsofkelsOct 28
Preggo ✨
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Alex Kelly@AlexJKellyNov 3
Reading this tweet is a crime in the UK.
Tem🔞 (@NotTemmiesAD) profile pictureTem🔞@NotTemmiesADNov 3
*crushes ur face with my ass* oops sorry *crushes ur face with my ass* accident *crushes ur face with my ass* *crushes ur face with my ass* *crushes ur face with my ass* i think you like this *crushes ur face with my ass* *crushes ur face with my ass* pretty boy *crushes ur fa
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I had no idea people from Australia can buy off UK residents on Vinted. I just sent a shirt to somebody in Sydney that’s wrapped in a bargain booze bag
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A year and a half later and she still loves this couch
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🖤@deba2dxrNov 2
As a woman who’s been using public restrooms for 36 years, I’ve never once wondered if someone in there with me was trans. Nor have I cared. Y’all’s obsession with what’s in peoples pants is weird af
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BB. 🇦🇱@_6illy_Nov 2
Get him @metpoliceuk @MI6
⋆˚｡⋆✧˚ 𝑮𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 ˚✧⋆｡˚⋆ (@gingerxowns) profile picture⋆˚｡⋆✧˚ 𝑮𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 ˚✧⋆｡˚⋆@gingerxownsNov 2
boyfriend wasn’t feeling well so he kept trying to convince me that he would feel better if I rode his face
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Ojos color sol
@ojoscol0rsolNov 2
Cuando tienes 30 pero te dicen que pareces de veintitantos
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Fiona@FionaSmallNov 1
“Halloween is American”
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m (@computerbluebey) profile picturem@computerbluebeyOct 31
halloween is american and the commercial tradition of giving chocolate on valentines is english. what kind of brainwashing is going on in japan lol
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Halloween originated from Ireland's ancient Celtic Samhain festival and Christian All Saints' traditions, not America, although the US popularized its modern commercial version. Heart-shaped Valentine's chocolate boxes began in 1868 England with Cadbury. britannica.com/topic/Where-di… guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/… history.com/articles/hallo…
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fapanislives@fapanislivesNov 2
The same person, by the way, who was a 17 year old, playing a 17 year old in a television show (and not making porn). I’m sure your hard drive is fucking cooked you utter weirdo.
Kai the Cowars (@QueerlyKai) profile pictureKai the Cowars@QueerlyKaiNov 1
The same person by the way, who played a school girl, sexually, on the inbetweeners.
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