@ASBaird
Joined January 2009
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Gregg Nunziata
@greggnunziataOct 25
Bold move for a Mormon to argue that non orthodox understandings of the nature of God are disqualifying – at Brookmont, MD
Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLeeOct 25
It’s hard to be this wrong this many times. Talarico somehow managed to do it (watch the video if you don’t believe me). Texas, don’t elect this nightmare!
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Courtney Hella@CourtneyHellaOct 23
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Shawn@ShawnHilsOct 21
voters: I have to choose between food and getting to work Paxton: (slurring) talafreako wants to trans your kids Ramaswamy: amy acton was raped by her stepfather. can she be trusted to lead? Trump: ever stare at the small of a man’s back
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Nick Pappas 🌻
@NickAPappasOct 18
These people want someone else to do the violence for their entertainment because they're too socially anxious to leave their apartments/parent's homes.
miss fox☭🔻@FoxyMarxistOct 18
i really cant take no kings seriously when france is fucking destroying town hall buildings and when they have violent uprisings every year yall here in fascist amerikkka have do nothing movements
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Spencer Cox@SpencerJCoxOct 18
Someday Jason Chaffetz will develop a sense of humor. But today is not that day. 😂
Jason Chaffetz
@jasoninthehouseOct 18
This post by the Utah Governor is an absolute embarrassment. Way to offend everybody. To call BYU fans insufferable, and Notre Dame arrogant, is something special. And not in a good way. Embarrassing…..
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Jon Cheadle@jon_cheadleOct 15
Replying to @BYUBiotechGuy
I’ll match. For every point BYU beats Notre Dame by I’ll shove a pop tart up my ass
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“Omg did you see Pat McAfee started a biblical feud with Evangelicals by reading the -“ You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
Jon Root
@JonnyRoot_Oct 17
During ESPN’s College Gameday at BYU, Pat McAfee read from The Book of Mormon... Reminder that The Bible is the only Word of God. It is our ultimate authority for Faith & practice. Nothing else. Joseph Smith, author of The Book of Mormon, was a false prophet.
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Seneca warned that Rome’s bloody spectacles corrupted the people who watched them. A civilization erodes when it cultivates an appetite for executions as a form of entertainment. Secretary Hegseth’s plan to livestream the Fort Hood execution risks feeding that appetite. The victims deserve justice administered with solemnity. Broadcasting a death diminishes us and is not an effective deterrent. I urge him to reconsider.
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Hereward the Woke
@BamaExpatOct 6
The third great American religious authority has weighed in after the papacy and the Mormon presidency.
FOX 5 Atlanta
@FOX5AtlantaOct 5
Chick-fil-A is turning down artificial intelligence in its drive-thru lanes, choosing human employee interaction over automated order takers as competitors embrace voice technology. fox5atlanta.com/news/chick-f…

Chick-fil-A takes a stand against fast-food drive-thru AI trend

Chick-fil-A is turning down artificial intelligence in its drive-thru lanes, choosing human employee interaction over automated order takers as competitors embrace voice technology.

fox5atlanta.com
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Come Thou Fount
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Jesse Singal
@jessesingalSep 30
[SCHMITT]: "Why are you and your wife harboring Chinese spies?" [SMITH]: "We aren't." [SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘Do you mind picking up the chinese on your way home?’>
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“The Indian Question” is the long-running debate over whether you should order some extra naan.
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"Sir, a second essay with a full timeline of events–including screenshots–is being released by one of the main characters from the lesbian bar mask article."
Cartoons Hate Her!
@CartoonsHateHerSep 23
Hold my calls for the week
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Austin Baird retweeted
Rosa DeLauro
@rosadelauroSep 23
trip cancelled, no one wanted to mask
Rosa DeLauro
@rosadelauroSep 23
getting a group together to visit the weird lesbian bar in western mass dm if interested, can’t talk here
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DHS: WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DEPORT YOU DOD: WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING BOMB YOU DOE: WE LIKE COAL AND WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU DOI: yooo it's fat bear week!!! 🐻🐻🐻
U.S. Department of the Interior
@InteriorSep 22
Thick in the creek. Peak physique. Fat Bear Week begins today.
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Replying to @gc22gc
Grace Chong? Of the Mayflower Chongs?
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America has been the greatest force for good this world has ever seen. Post WW2 order, led by America, has been the most prosperous time for humanity in all its existence.
Books Behind Borders
@MHTruthUltraSep 17
I don't think the average American has any clue the amount of pain and destruction their country has caused the rest of the world.
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GenX Uncle
@GenX_UncleSep 16
Replying to @MegEBrock
Glad to see you become and American citizen. However, as an American who can trace family back to the original settlers, the American Revolution, Civil War, Frontier Settlers of the wild country that faced savage tribal nations as families, and goes back to the Texas founding and the 300 families... I'd have to vehemently disagree with there being "no such thing as a 'Heritage American'" Granted the pedigree is rare.
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Austin Baird retweeted
Degen CPA
@drewventoSep 15
BREAKING: Trump announces that if the republicans retain control of both the house and the senate, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny.
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Austin Baird retweeted
Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammerSep 3
People should not face legal consequences because they are less exquisitely risk-averse than you are. Five-year-olds can do a bunch of stuff on their own.
A.J. Delgado
@AJDelgado13Sep 3
IDK who needs to hear this but a 5-year-old pre-schooler should not be walking anywhere alone, and certainly not half a mile and certainly not to a body of water. Not sure why “but it’s a gated community” matters?
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