A thirty-something Canadian trying life out in England

South East, England
Joined December 2015
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why are your balls in My court
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Lying about my card of choice and driving the magician to suicide
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My air fryer just said its first word
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Dr. Pepper will see you now
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Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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A sneeze guard can't stop me. I'm gonna get that sneeze in there. Nice try though.
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i love being canadian bruh this ghost walking tour is starting with a ghost doing a land acknowledgement
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I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right
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Bars should have a creek out back with plentiful trout and water clean enough to drink
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do not attempt to reorganize your closet. u will only provoke it
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before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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fighting with your siblings is like oh you fucking ate my croissant? after I veiled your sins from larger society?
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where does marie condo stand on shoving a bunch of shit in ur closet and then closing the door
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if my nickname among my friends was WORMTAIL i wouldve betrayed them too that sounds like a disease
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standing up to go find a charger. god life is fucking relentless
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I’ll admit it feels good to use more paper towels than necessary
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“are you locked in?” no i'm tucked in GOODNIGHT
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