@AndNaps

A thirty-something Canadian trying life out in England

 South East, England
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Joined December 2015
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Joshwelt@weltszzn9h
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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claire rogers
@kclairerogers19h
Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back
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lacey@emomommie16h
why are your balls in My court
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Victim@sementardOct 25
Lying about my card of choice and driving the magician to suicide
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Laurence@ibeonlineOct 25
My air fryer just said its first word
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Pancho@mybadbrahOct 26
Dr. Pepper will see you now
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Shafeeq
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Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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Ron Iver@ronnui_Oct 23
A sneeze guard can't stop me. I'm gonna get that sneeze in there. Nice try though.
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jannel⁸⁶@jnnl36Oct 24
i love being canadian bruh this ghost walking tour is starting with a ghost doing a land acknowledgement
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Carlisle
@CarlisleDianaOct 23
I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right
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Bars should have a creek out back with plentiful trout and water clean enough to drink
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chase@_chase_____Oct 22
do not attempt to reorganize your closet. u will only provoke it
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@fuckyourtwitt3rOct 21
before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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shy fawkes@butterbooterOct 22
fighting with your siblings is like oh you fucking ate my croissant? after I veiled your sins from larger society?
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chase@_chase_____Oct 22
where does marie condo stand on shoving a bunch of shit in ur closet and then closing the door
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sofiya@remarycoreOct 21
if my nickname among my friends was WORMTAIL i wouldve betrayed them too that sounds like a disease
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standing up to go find a charger. god life is fucking relentless
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𓂃.☘︎@soUltravioletOct 20
I’ll admit it feels good to use more paper towels than necessary
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quotebot against humanity.@cIowneryismOct 20
“are you locked in?” no i'm tucked in GOODNIGHT
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