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Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.
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There's a point where you're scrolling for something to put on and start the first thing you see only to have an existential crisis once you realize that you're watching a 3 hour video about the history of Donkey Kong speedruns and don't even like Donkey Kong or speedrunning.
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I am once again asking for the Friday before Labor Day to be an official holiday known as Capital Day so that Capital and Labor, in true liberal fashion, can work together to give everyone a four day weekend to end the summer. Happy Capital Day to all who celebrate!
This is... a good point
You shouldn't need to display a sticker from the government to prove you paid your car registration.
Fun piece from @scottahodge:
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When you ask someone about their tattoo and they like their tattoo they tell you what it means. If they don't like their tattoo they tell you how old they were when they got it.
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It’s a microaggression against accountants that the number lock key is right next to the backspace key on so many keyboards
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Wife: “I found a sculptor who can make us a marble bust for our anniversary.”
Me: “Let’s not get a head of ourselves.”
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sometimes you can tell from a person’s underlining in a used book that they aren’t going to make it
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love when the cashier flips the tip screen over and says “ok it’s gonna ask you a question!” let me guess… it’s not my favorite color
Theory: going from taking 0 medications to 1 is a huge life change / inconvenience. Going from taking 1 medication to 2 or 5 or 9 is effortless and no big deal in terms of convenience
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Has anyone written a long-form reflection on how Garfield is the most authentic incel product ever created? It’s basically a strip about incels written by a (once) incel and featuring incel anxieties.
Seeing replies and finding out that this is several people’s first time seeing the current dire state of Garfield
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I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.
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if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
