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Ich schaue keine Pornos, ich masturbiere zu Konzepten wie Hoffnung oder Gleichberechtigung, weil ich verdammt nochmal ein guter Mensch bin
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When she screenshots her selfie within the iPhone camera app, leaving the user interface of the camera app still visible, so you know she has some metacritical distance from the act of the selfie 🤤
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la gente be like: Fable, inventa un nuevo género musical
Fable: este es Mierdon, tiene leishmaniasis rítmica, inmunodeficiencia melódica y un problema congénito con los instrumentos de cuerda. No tolera las frecuencias graves y debido a un trauma con el reguetón no puede reproducirse cerca de niños ni de personas mayores
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Replying to @Coscorrodrift @Casey
Dj Crazy times from Planet of The Bass has its origins on a character he created fuckin around with his buddies doing an a cappella album in 2013
youtu.be/ftdvX3gviK4?t=1018
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asked a beautiful woman to dinner. that was 5 years ago. yesterday i asked her to be my wife. both times she said no












































