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Oliver Long

@DefinitelyLong

Comedy couple with @irish_303 Comedy writer, ribbon husband, Ordained minister, BJJ Black Belt, father of two. My favorite fruit is low hanging...

 Texas
Joined September 2018
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Replying to @Irish_303
@Irish_303
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My 8yo son: "Hey Dad, turn on the radio" Me: "Sure bud, let's see what's on..." 馃槼
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I'll get my followers anyway I can...
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Replying to @zachreinert0
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<Russia invades Ukraine> America:
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Replying to @marknorm
@marknorm
An accurate pictorial of my typical masterbatory process. Check the comments for the full written account...very emotional #comedy #jokes
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Now folks in Alabama can go vegan when they decide to fuck something in the fields. #progressive #gentrifyingAlabama #savethelivestock #comedy #jokes #satiricallyofcourse
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Replying to @Irish_303
How I imagine the vagina feels during all that
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I mean, geographically speaking...
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Replying to @jacksonpublick
@jacksonpublick
To all you folks out there getting excited about presidential running mates and not the primary candidate, I've got news for you...
If ever there was a time for mummies to flex hard, it's now...
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Chocolate covered cherry cumdrops...making Christmas weird since before you can remember.
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Shirt my brother-in-law, Beau, found for sale...in Jerusalem. This is something on so many levels! #wailingwall #morelikewailingguitar #axlrosery
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Replying to @outkastwhips
@outkastwhips
It's times like this I wish I would have taken paper mache more seriously in school. #missedoportunities #beatthatshituntilitpoopscandy #shouldhavestudiedharder
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War time is some serious shit...for a man's dick too, apparently! #protectyadick #wrapitup #vdnothanks #battleshiptexas #dicktrickle #jokes
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Replying to @tomsegura
@tomsegura @ChristinaP I want this framed for motivation! #YMH #podcast #bjj #JiuJitsu #comedy
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