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Oliver Long

@DefinitelyLong

Comedy couple with @irish_303 Comedy writer, ribbon husband, Ordained minister, BJJ Black Belt, father of two. My favorite fruit is low hanging...

 Texas
Joined September 2018
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Well America,bold decision today by a country that struggles to pull out of anything...
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I feel like putting an elipses in a menopause joke is just wrong... #comedywriting
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Replying to @KHOU
Local authorities are scrambling to crack the case.
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Replying to @dukeduluth @elonmusk
Wow...give credit where credit is due @dukeduluth Poor form, you hack
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Replying to @JamesUrbaniak
Mean Girls...also equally amazing in its own right!
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I need more dads who want to do things with little kids...um, let me rephrase that. I need more dads with little kids who want to do things...that's better. #phrasing
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Replying to @KcraKarmen @Irish_303
He's good...just being a silly goose
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Fuck the Phillys, we like Swishas here in Houston!
I want to open a food truck called "Eat A Little Ass" and serve the best burritos around... #Entrepreneurship #letsstartabusiness #soundsyummy #HablaEspa帽ol
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A bestie @Irish_303 doesn't want to be boosted bc he is shy. Unfortunately for him, I am also an empathetic annoying Aries who doesn't follow directions. I had 200 followers once. Didn't we all? Calling on my big account followers to remember and RT! You were there! Do it!
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z@zachreinert028 Oct 2022
Alcoholism is no joke. Unless you walk into the bar with a priest, a rabbi, or possibly a horse
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Replying to @ChadLindberg
It's gamey for sure...
Replying to @techranger58
Much appreciated... 馃檹
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Replying to @ChadLindberg
It's hard for me to identify which squares have stop lights if that's what you're asking...
Replying to @Andie00471 @Irish_303
You guys are awesome!
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Replying to @Irish_303 @Andie00471 @mariana057 @ChadLindberg @scottycknight @JustAGurLnSwedn @PauletteParis1 @JohnPaul_HI @Cling2Reality @TheDougKayne @DMLaBar @BattlestarBee @DPeedz @itsjustalex13 @Shnookie04 @AbbyDylan @3dKan3 @sosaysShelze @trom771
I also like to party...
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Replying to @ChadLindberg
Sounds like we'll be having fun tomorrow...I'll bring some goodies
One thing I've gathered from listening to Dexys Midnight Runners is that you tend to have to be assertive with girls named Eileen... #satiricallyofcourse
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Got a craving for a Choco Taco? Find yourself a girl who wipes back-to-front. #followmeformorelifehacks
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Replying to @Irish_303
Love you buddy
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Replying to @Irish_303
Love you buddy...you know that
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