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Godzilla Haiku (All Scales, No Fails (tm) )

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The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo. Occasionally tweets in non-haiku format. Gotta be flexible. #Resist #VoteBlue #VaccinesSaveLives #BeKindRewind

 Just behind that skyscraper.
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Joined March 2010
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Anybody notice a pattern?
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Camel - Wait
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Sad Truth.
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Brad
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Not once in my life has a Muslim tried to force Sharia law on me. But I’ve spent my entire life watching Christians try to turn their religious beliefs into laws I’m forced to live by. The religious takeover I was warned to fear isn’t coming from Muslims.
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ゴジラ・Godzilla News
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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is the NUMBER 1 movie in North America!!! @nostoro 👏🏻 Latest box office numbers posted on Godzilla-Movies.com #Godzilla #GodzillaMinusZero #Toho #Gojira #Movie #BoxOffice
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Replying to @secupp
They changed their mind...
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Wonder of Science
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Tracking the stars to show the Earth’s rotation. 📽: Aaron Jenkin
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ZZ Santa Chevy Cruze™️ #SmokeFleet🟦@Danphillipsresi4h
January 6 was a day that should live in infamy. I at least will never forget or forgive it.
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National Center for Missing & Exploited Children
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#MISSING Londyn was last seen on June 17, 2025 in West Covina, California. missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/…
Have you seen this child? Londyn Ayala

Have you seen this child? Londyn Ayala

Missing From: West Covina, CA. Missing Date: June 17, 2025.

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Ted Cruz tells a 'sir' story, MAGA melts down over the midterms, and America's most vile racist gets a promotion. All this and more in "This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Link is here: bit.ly/4zr3JLw
On Friday, some fucking idiot announced that Susie Wiles had been sent to a big farm upstate where she’ll have lots of room to run around, and that undead White House advisor Nosferatu McGoebbels had been promoted to Chief of Staff, because fuck you, that’s why.

ALT On Friday, some fucking idiot announced that Susie Wiles had been sent to a big farm upstate where she’ll have lots of room to run around, and that undead White House advisor Nosferatu McGoebbels had been promoted to Chief of Staff, because fuck you, that’s why.

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If you can understand a billionaire moving countries to improve his finances, you can understand an immigrant doing it to feed their children.
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