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The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo. Occasionally tweets in non-haiku format. Gotta be flexible. #Resist #VoteBlue #VaccinesSaveLives #BeKindRewind

Just behind that skyscraper.
Joined March 2010
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All 18 US Intelligence Agencies told Donald Trump that Iran did not have a nuclear weapons program. •@grok• TRUE or FALSE
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Rudy Giuliani’s Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference was November 7, 2020, in Philadelphia—six years ago today. It was held outside the landscaping business, rather than the Four Seasons hotel.
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Ivanka Trump’s luxury birthday trip to Morocco before midterms cost taxpayers nearly $100,000 mercurynews.com/2026/11/06/i…
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Here's the math: $2/month = more jokes + me crawling your feed + not getting lost in 62K followers. Subscribe button is right there if you want in.
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Anybody notice a pattern?
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Camel - Wait
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Sad Truth.
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Not once in my life has a Muslim tried to force Sharia law on me. But I’ve spent my entire life watching Christians try to turn their religious beliefs into laws I’m forced to live by. The religious takeover I was warned to fear isn’t coming from Muslims.
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Replying to @JBirdsall64079
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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is the NUMBER 1 movie in North America!!! @nostoro 👏🏻 Latest box office numbers posted on Godzilla-Movies.com #Godzilla #GodzillaMinusZero #Toho #Gojira #Movie #BoxOffice
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Replying to @secupp
They changed their mind...
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Tracking the stars to show the Earth’s rotation. 📽: Aaron Jenkin
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January 6 was a day that should live in infamy. I at least will never forget or forgive it.
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