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A lot of the time I feel like this Millennials vs. Boomers thing really is artificial. A product of the social media age and people needing to spin up over nothing. But there's some irony to the fact that many Millennials exist because many Boomers wanted a do-over. See, some Boomer moms and dads felt bad about us Gen X latchkeys, thus the Millennials came into being as the babies of the household, thus Millennials got extra attention, extra pampering, extra consideration, extra this, extra that, etc., that Gen X often didn't get. It was a generational make-up call. And now many Millennials *supposedly* have a hate-on for their parents? Who were so terrible they poured the majority of their parental care and effort into these 30s/40s individuals who *now* find it impossible to cope? Again, this so often feels like it's ginned up. A thing that only exists in the unreal halls of the internet. Are Millennials truly having this much of a generational cow about Boomers, IRL? Because I struggle to believe they are. I never see nor hear this shit from real people under 45. Just see it on the intarwebz. And the intarwebz are often a lie.

Refuse to participate in the to-and-fro conversations, and instead, focus your energy manually to God The first step is to realize that you are reading or getting emotionally hooked into a frivolous conversation Too many seeking frivolity and drown themselves in its drunkeness

Putting in the work to vicariously will our boys in blue to a W.

A man’s sex drive is…🛻 🦢🦢🦢

Sometimes tragedies happen. There’s no conspiracy or secret motive. There’s no political angle. There’s no larger lesson to be learned. Not everything needs to be turned into Online Content. Pray for their souls and the loved ones they left behind.

Okay, sourpus

To be honest, I'm only anonymous because I want you to love me for my mind, and not just because I'm ridiculously good looking

Do you prefer that church members didn’t know the church is valued over $100 billion? Many churches publish financial reports. The lds church happens to be the richest church in the world and chooses not to. Not only that, intentionally hid its money in shell companies to deceive members. You can support it if you want but many people feel differently, especially after the federal violations and $5 million penalties.

I've been waiting for See's Candies to have free shipping and it's finally happened but they upped their order cost to $100 to get free shipping. 😲 And all the milk turkeys are sold out. 😭

Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING

I used to be so young and buff and now just deep cleaning my house is exhausting. I need bigger muscles or cleaner kids. 😤

I'm sorry but saying "ass", "damn", or "hell" on the timeline is WAY better than constantly hyperfixating on and constantly nagging about how other people aren't living up to your behavioral expectations.

Cross my heart and hope to die. Better food and less stress than Christmas.

I love running because it is the most pure thing left in the world. There is no hack. There is no back-alley trick. You get out the exact measure of what you put in, down to the last ragged heartbeat. The only secret to running is to go out on the highway and run, and then wake up tomorrow and run some more.

I think I post this every year--and this IS ragebait, but it's also true-- Thanksgiving is better than Christmas. 🦃 > 🎄