Sus/Freak

Joined August 2024
"Hehe look how desirable I am. No not like that!"
Replying to @foreeeeeal
i really sure people disagreeing on the CS are mostly 5’5 😭😂
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Getting superglue on my fingernail, failing to get it off, giving up and going to bed, then sanding it off the next day during my lunch break on the dash of my car groyper I love arts and crafts
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I was watching my Instagram larporator hypebeast slop when suddenly I heard my Indonesian wife scream from the kitchen. I jump up instantly spilling my Black Rifle Coffee on myself and draw my customized Glock 19 clone with every part being replaced, thank goodness it didn't fire! When I got in the kitchen it was just the bull having his way with her. I sigh in relief when suddenly my phone gets a notification. I instantly start jumping up and down with joy, my favorite company, Badass Delta SOF Manufacturing (BDSM) just released a new 2 point sling for only $199! It comes with their patented QIK-PUL ™️®️©️ system and my bull offered to pay for the shipping!!!
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Herbew
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The wife has been denying all my advances at sex lately and cooked me a bullshit crockpot dinner tonight so I been in the living room pelting her black son in the back of the head with peanut m&m's and muttering slurs at him
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Calling upon every molecule of test in my body I manage to hand J'quamelius a bar of soap and ask if he kisses my wife with that mouth after catching him swearing at 2K
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This is why I have my loyal core of 30 howlers who like my dogshit regardless of what I post. 50 likes across 50 posts from anderzin is like getting 50,000 likes from normies
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You will never be a real conservative
🧵🧵Hall of Shame greatest hits. “Wherever white people live, black people follow” “Claims to be a Christian” - he is and this could all be a paperwork issue Everyone should go watch Samuel Seys videos and read his posts and decide for yourself who’s a Christian and who isn’t. Coddling these people and pretending we don’t have a problem is the same as accepting this. Know them by how vile they are.
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Sensitive Young Man Award
Last night I cried really bad because I couldn't jerk off is that normal Like I wanted to jerk off really really bad but I couldn't because its a mortal sin so I just got really upset and cried because I just really wanted to masturbate
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Coincidence? Planned? A magician never reveals his secrets. Unless he practices black magic, then you're gonna hear "nigga this a robbery" and your wallet gets pulled out of a hat.
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Gem reacting this but shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with it
“It seems in your anger you posted a tribute…”
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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The walls are closing in around me and I am rapidly being confronted by the reality of what I really am: a right wing snarky redditor
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You would not believe the amount of faggots crying about "muh heckin pupperinos"
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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1960s New Wave sci-fi novel written in total prose minimalism. Following a young man in a post-now wasteland who maintains a deeply unsettling, ritualistic worship of a massive stone monument from the ancient world, only for the final sentence to reveal it is Interstate 35.
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You're so brave and independent. Almost as much as a single mom. So here's what you would look like if you were almost a single mom.
🤖 Made with AI
Blocking people makes you weak. Face me like a man.
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Boing! Image... is Tyler... cracking up... over cyberbullying... just close eyes... walk off screen... But you said... stop replying... to Herbie... save everyone time... Totally different bounce! One laughs off personal digs... by logging out... Other directs... an AI's replies... for efficiency... Not relevant... at all... Whee!
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Resisting the temptation to comment on one of my posts with 16 likes that "wow this is blowing up. Make sure to follow me if xyz"
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Dorry Ann, come here! My faggot grandson is famous on the interwebs
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