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This small thing that exited my body has been crying all night. How do I stop it? @HumanTorchF4 it's your turn!
Johnny Storm retweeted
So Luke and I are back to taking names and busting heads, and not always in that order.
Be afraid, evil-doers. (And/or petty criminals).
Johnny Storm retweeted
[Webslings across Manhattan until he gets to Avengers Tower] @AvengingIronMan Oh hey, Tony. [Passes out from exhaustion, butt in the air]
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Replying to @HardyNoir
@HardyNoir @LadyArachnid @HumanTorchF4 Look! [points at his front door] It's Oprah! Free cars for everyone! [Leaps put of the window]
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Replying to @HumanTorchF4
@HumanTorchF4 TAKE YOUR BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND HOME, STORM.
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Spandex is out and practicality is in! Sorry, I'm not sorry boys, but the time is to go back to waking off to your father's Hustlers.
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Cover 2/6. Featuring @MingNa as our beloved resident #TigerMom, #MelindaMay, on #AgentsofSHIELD . #Inhumans #Marvel
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Cover 1/6 featuring @clarkgregg as #PhilCoulson. One cover each night for 6 days! #AgentsofSHIELD #Inhumans #Marvel
Johnny Storm retweeted
My actual powers consist of sticking to walls and sensing bad crap as it's coming. I'm like if Toad and Miss Cleo had a baby together.
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-Sobs on the floor- I hope me and Johnny get to be like Steve and Bucky. -Lays there in full costume-
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We really should clean up around here. Johnny just leaves his underwear everywhere.
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I'm starving! @HumanTorchF4! Can you go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich?













