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Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
Quote of the year: “It’s like every week, somebody from #Colts, has a problem doing their job”
Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
I understand why Anthony Richardson is getting high and why Keenan Allen is getting drunk. 😂
#Colts HC Shane Steichen says he has NOT considered a QB change because he has “a lot of faith” in Daniel Jones.
Fire this bozo and kick DJ out of town. It’s time for a rebuild.
Unbelievable. Shane Steichen says he has not considered a QB change because he believes in Daniel Jones.
Why?
#Colts
#ForTheShoe
#Vikings
#INDvsMIN
Proposal for Colts fans: we all get together and bring Daniel Jones jerseys and have a nice big bonfire
The thing about academic philosophy: if someone disagrees with you, it’s because they don’t understand. If everyone understood everything, everyone would agree with everything. It’s really that simple!
🙄
Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
If Colts QB Daniel Jones would fetch a first round pick, Blue would be driving him in an Indy Car to the airport.
“Do you have the talent to win?”
Fuck no we don’t! It’s obvious we don’t. Our QB is ass. Our defense cannot pressure a qb. Our O line couldn’t open a hole for a mouse and we have NO wide receivers.
And no picks.
It’s time to clean house.
The Jets are going to get a top ten pick this year from the Colts. At least we’ve got a good cornerback! Sometimes. Maybe.
After a pretty bad mental health crisis in January, severe burn out, working two jobs for the last 8 months, and weakly trotting over the finish line of my MFA, I am finally writing again. It feels amazing to want to write after so long of truly NOT wanting to write.
Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, the 2026 Indianapolis Colts defense started playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️
Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
Replying to @freganmitts
One hit and you’re doing epistemology of parrots on twitter.
Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
Pat McAfee will be added as an analyst on ESPN's Monday Night Countdown, per @AndrewMarchand.





















