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@InfiniteOrb

Crystal ball. Philosopher's stone. Palantir. Orbuculum. Urim and Thummim. Zaztun. Premonition Sphere.

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Joined October 2017
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Calculating how much time I've spent on Twitter this year
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What if...what if we yell "Nazi" and "pedo" at each other even louder? Maybe that's the key to a happy and prosperous future.
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Replying to @MinisterSpew
I love whores
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High Priest Gabagool 📟 (@Hpgabagool) profile pictureHigh Priest Gabagool 📟
@Hpgabagool15h
Replying to @MinisterSpew
I love whores
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Jon 🔬 (@JonnyMicro) profile pictureJon 🔬
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Immediately failed No Nut November btw
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Morse Report (@MorseReport) profile pictureMorse Report
@MorseReportOct 31
🚨ALERT: Experts are concerned that Anakin Skywalker is becoming a symbol of right-wing extremism. Follow: @MorseReport
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Morse Report (@MorseReport) profile pictureMorse Report
@MorseReportOct 31
🚨ALERT: Experts are concerned that Anakin Skywalker is becoming a symbol of right-wing extremism. Follow: @MorseReport
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This was my #1 observation from Batman: The Animated Series as well.
Damin Toell (@damintoell) profile pictureDamin Toell
@damintoellNov 1
Watching cartoons as a kid led me to greatly overestimate how often garbage cans would contain fully-intact-with-skull fish skeletons.
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New York DMVs will soon have a box to check for anyone to get this option on their license.
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 30
Muslim teacher who donated to Texas Senate Dem candidate James Talarico says Quran gives husbands 'license' to hit wives trib.al/OxUIjgF
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The most compelling vision of progressivism is a post scarcity economy built on magic that is constantly smacked by savages because their utopian ideals still can't understand human nature
Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) profile pictureMatthew Yglesias
@mattyglesiasOct 30
Jean-Luc Picard remains the single most compelling vision of progressive politics I am familiar with — secular, rational, compassionate, egalitarian; a believer in progress & abundance but also duty, hard work, and a constant battle for self-improvement and improving the world.
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I miss these Good Ol' Days™. We'd just rove the neighborhood, drinking from the garden hose, kidnapping kids left and right.
Men's Humor (@MensHumor) profile pictureMen's Humor
@MensHumorOct 29
I'm glad this is what it was like for every Millennial.
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A judge bullies a lawyer she thinks is white, but is actually Latino, calling him a “chad” and “Mr. Social Media, Main Character Chad, White Hero, Savior, Loves to Help Black People Be An Ally.” The percentage of unhinged educated people one encounters these days is disconcerting. This account goes on and on. She doesn’t think she was out of line.
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Jacqueline Thomsen (@jacq_thomsen) profile pictureJacqueline Thomsen@jacq_thomsenOct 28
New: A lawyer’s misconduct complaint against US District Judge Ada Brown stemmed from a hearing during which she repeatedly directed racial insults at him, according to documents reviewed by Bloomberg Law. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law…
Texas Judge’s Racial Comments to Lawyer Sparked Investigation

Texas Judge’s Racial Comments to Lawyer Sparked Investigation

A lawyer’s misconduct complaint against US District Judge Ada Brown stemmed from a hearing during which she repeatedly directed racial insults at him, according to documents reviewed by Bloomberg Law.

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Everyone with a Twitter account" *nods in sympathy*
Burt Macklin (@BurtMaclin_FBI) profile pictureBurt Macklin
@BurtMaclin_FBIOct 28
Replying to @ingelramdecoucy
Omg I’ve accomplished nothing with my life.
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BREAKING: Ms. Rachel likes teenage boys
Meara (@MillennialOther) profile pictureMeara
@MillennialOtherOct 28
Ms. Rachel is just the Lincoln Project with a rack.
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That flight code belongs to @jarvis_best @PerryALPHA @SirajAHashmi and @jay_kobbe Please give it back to them ASAP
Defesa Sul Global (@DefesaSulGlobal) profile pictureDefesa Sul Global
@DefesaSulGlobalOct 27
🇧🇷🇦🇷🇺🇸 Flávio Bolsonaro supostamente usou uma aeronave oficial da Força Aérea Argentina para fugir aos EUA a partir de Buenos Aires, identificada em voo pelo código FAG593. Caso confirmado, o Estado argentino estaria ajudando diretamente um fugitivo brasileiro.
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HOW THE GRINCH FASTED ON THANKSGIVING HOW THE GRINCH WENT TO BED EARLY ON NEW YEAR'S EVE HOW THE GRINCH TURNED HIS PORCH LIGHT OFF ON HALLOWEEN EVEN THOUGH HE WAS HOME AND TOTALLY COULD HAVE PASSED OUT CANDY, THE SELFISH PRICK #RejectedSeussTitles
Orb (@InfiniteOrb) profile pictureOrb@InfiniteOrbOct 28
Replying to @InfiniteOrb
THE CAT IN THE HAT SHOOTS A RAT WITH A GAT (AND ITS BRAINS WENT KER-SPLAT) #RejectedSeussTitles
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HORTON HEARS A WHOOKER #RejectedSeussTitles
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RHINO WHO'S A WINO #RejectedSeussTitles
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THE CAT IN THE HAT SHOOTS A RAT WITH A GAT (AND ITS BRAINS WENT KER-SPLAT) #RejectedSeussTitles
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