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Enoch Lovestarling

@ManVsPuppet

Feel my breath on your face.

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Joined November 2011
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Face on your Egg! 🥚 (@goontit) profile picture
Face on your Egg! 🥚@goontit4 Apr 2018
There used to be a hidden agenda, now its just a very obvious agenda.
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The fashion for shortening names of dishes like Spag Bol is probably why my Catalan Shitake Paella never took off
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The Dad
@thedad1 Apr 2018
Son: why do we have eggs at Easter? Me: the egg symbolizes the rock that trapped Jesus in the tomb Son: so why do we have an easter bunny? Me: because bunnies lay eggs Son: no they fucken don’t you idiot
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Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
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B.I.L.F. Hunter@BILF_Hunter10 Apr 2017
Look both ways before you fuck a sheep.
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B.I.L.F. Hunter@BILF_Hunter14 Jun 2017
All these Snapchat filters that make sexy ladies look like sexy cats and sexy puppies make me want to fuck cats and puppies.
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke2 Mar 2018
If you ever use the phrase "throw shade" I hope you get electrocuted
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That should stop her scratching
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Beavis H. Presley@snarkbox27 Feb 2018
When I fart the people near me on the subway smell better.
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Bob Heller@Bob_Heller20 Oct 2017
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
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Fickle Filly@Fickle_Filly18 Oct 2016
The main reason I'm not a danger to society is because I just can't run that fast.
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Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
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Miss Texas 1967@MsTexas19675 Mar 2016
Always lovely when your Dad gives you away at your wedding
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Miss Texas 1967@MsTexas19675 Mar 2016
#NowThatImHere I want you to know that I won't be putting out tonight, or ever again
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Miss Texas 1967@MsTexas19676 Mar 2016
#WhenICameBackFromSpace I realised I'd left my keys in Uranus and I had to go all the way back up there to retrieve them
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PecsYPaella@BrdnHatesYou13 Jun 2015
Wine makes everything better. Except running. Fuck running.
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Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
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Spazio🇵🇸@Spaziotwat16 Jan 2016
[Creation] God: *creates the crab Crab: "wtf?" God:"You're a crab" Crab:"wtf?" God:"Now go forth" Crab: *walks sideways "WTAF?!"
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Fickle Filly@Fickle_Filly28 Feb 2016
The 4 aspects of Freud's psychoanalytic personality theory: • the id • the ego • the superego • your supermassivetwitterego
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Fickle Filly@Fickle_Filly16 Feb 2016
I'd rather be approached by a herd of zombies than a man carrying a clipboard.
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Fickle Filly@Fickle_Filly25 Feb 2016
*puts down knife* *picks up chainsaw* *cuts the atmosphere*
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Fickle Filly@Fickle_Filly27 Feb 2016
You be the narcissist and I'll be the arsonist.
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god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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