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I destroy antiques and spend days on objects that are only seen for 30 seconds and/or are cut in just 2 seconds.

Chicago & other city/states
Joined December 2011
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I’m sick of working at 120% because that’s what my workplace expects, but watching people above me work at 70% because the slack will get picked up regardless
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Performance Report 1: Props: 1. We would like to ADD... NO. YOU ARE OPEN NOW. NO MORE ADDING.
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Amazon Prime shipping has ruined my patience. What do you mean I have to wait A WEEK for it to ship? I need it now!
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I can't seem to find time to actually manage the props because of all the meetings I'm having about the props. Argh!!
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Me: Your acting class has left a ton of props on the stage Dir: We're done w/ them, you can put them away Me: Um no, your students can do it
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More April 1st fun...the Doug Fleenor PBG to XLR-5 adapter set! Data sheet is a must read: bit.ly/1ajAy2r
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We love @usitt! Come talk to the wireless wizard James Smith in booth 1812 and learn how to #livelifeuntethere
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The Oscars, Emmys, Jeffs, Drama Desk, and many others have awards for Audio, but not the Tonys.
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Number one thing about SNL: "The crew!" #SNL40
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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be home in bed instead of talking to people#SMproblems
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I've always been on the shy side when it comes to meeting new people and get pretty nervous when starting a new gig.
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Looking forward with SPAM, the Society of Properties Artisans Managers -- beta.propmasters.org/usitt-2… #usitt2015
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Actors:Props::Squirrels:Nuts. Sometimes they eat them, usually they hide them and forget. #smproblems #WHEREISIT
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Jay O. Glerum was a giant in the industry, and proud to be a USITT Fellow. We are sad to share news of his passing.
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Theater: making things ugly close up so they look good from a distance.
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When you use my fabric scissors to cut anything but fabric, they automatically become the scissors I cut YOU with.
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Look who stopped by my cave today to chat for a bit. My good friend @altonbrown
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My friends, we'll serve our last encased meats 10/3. We thank you for your support & suggest you don’t get a Hot Doug's tattoo any time soon
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Student performing in school production of The Three Musketeers accidentally stabbed by prop: therepublic.com/view/story/f… #theatresafety
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Props: “I can’t bear to part with so much. But after a while, you’re like, I really need to get rid of these fish.” bit.ly/1j51sKK
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