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Small Church Pastor retweeted
Someone needs to write the song, “Try That In A Small Church.”
I can imagine the opening lines,
“You bring coffee and a donut into the sanctuary.
You preach from an IPad and don’t wear a tie.
You say there are no designated spots in the pews.
Try that in a small church.”
Small Church Pastor retweeted
There will be no livestream tomorrow as Elder Tom’s cow chewed through the cable. 🐄 #cow #ruralchurch #livestream
Small Church Pastor retweeted
"We baptized the mice, and now we only see them for Christmas and Easter."
Small Church Pastor retweeted
If everyone who left my church because there 'weren't enough people their age' would have stayed at my church, I would have a church full of people 'their age.' #truth
Small Church Pastor retweeted
I have my reasons for not wanting to celebrate Halloween.
Until this year, they all been based on me being an introvert and a kill-joy. Now, I can blame COVID-19.
Small Church Pastor retweeted
We use an informal version of "Robert's Rules of Order" that we call "Bob's Suggestions for Barely Managed Chaos."
Small Church Pastor retweeted
Want to go to a conference that features a small-time pastor that nobody’s ever heard of?
It’s called “church.”
Small Church Pastor retweeted
A shout out to all the second and third string players who get a chance to shine in church this Sunday; I'm sure it will be adequate.
Small Church Pastor retweeted
One of our senior adults handed me a stack of cassette tapes today full of sermons and leadership messages from the early 80’s. Anyone care to venture a guess as to how long they stayed on my desk after she left?
Small Church Pastor retweeted
Ghosting it the act of ending a relationship by just leaving and cutting off all communications.
I know it's common with church members, but that still shouldn't be called holy ghosting.
Small Church Pastor retweeted
I’ll just say this. A thirteen hour meeting is the most Baptist way to come to half a conclusion.
Small Church Pastor retweeted
If anyone is interested in our past events, check out the upcoming events page of the website.
Small Church Pastor retweeted
5 hrs: Lord please help me find this book
5 hrs: Lord please give me an illustration this is so hard
10 hrs: Lord please help me to understand this text (and not be a heretic)
9 hrs: please use this God please. It’s the best I can do
1 hr: THE LORD DELIVERS THOSE WHO WAIT
Small Church Pastor retweeted
Some pastors don't want you watching TV Preachers for doctrinal reasons, others so the sermon will be fresh when he preaches it next week.
