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Tired goth weirdo who enjoys cult tv and chaos. Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse in South Essex. Mum and sword fighter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

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There are no historical photographs I find more interesting than photos of Paris before Haussmann’s renovation 🇫🇷
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Aww man. I dreamt that AO3 was back up and running 😂
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Lord Foulkes says I'm a bad historian for saying the Saxons are indigenous🤦‍♂️ Maori are accepted as indigenous to NZ. They arrived in 1300s Saxons arrived in the 600s! England is named after the Angles! The Celts & Saxons are indigenous due to 1,300+ yrs habitation with no major changes to demography The Normans conquered Britain but, like the Romans, they only changed the demography by around 1%. It wasn't until the 1950s that the population began to fundamentally change. Even then the change was minimal. None of this is to attack or criticize early immigration in the 20th century. As late as 1991, 94% of England was ethnically White British. Most people were able to trace their ancestry back to Iron Age Britons or Saxons The rate of immigration, where the indigenous remain above 90%, seems fair and reasonable. Why Lord Foulkes thinks I'm indigenous, I have no idea. I'm not indigenous to this island, even though, via my mother, I descend from both King Harold (the last Saxon king) and William the Conqueror. The Heydels, coincidentally, are of Saxon origin (OG German rather than Anglo). But let me just say why both Foulkes and Mensch are completely deluded: Britain had had more immigration in the past 20 years than the past 2000 years. Between 1991 and today, the white British population has declined from 94% to 73%. That is a dangerous and unprecedented rate of change. 20% of people in Britain are foreign born. 40% of people living in London are foreign born. Only 33% of Londoners are white British. London is a template for what will happen to Britain. The character of a city and a country are shaped by the culture, habits, customs, attitudes, etiquette, and collective memory of their inhabitants. Most people in London today have never heard of the Blitz or Christopher Wren. They have no loyalty to the city, no interest in its culture, history and way of life. This is the fate of England and Britain if action is not taken. Yet in the video debate below, I'm up against not only a Labour Lord but a supposedly right-wing commentator such as Mrs. Mensch, who told me that the fact that 73% of Britain is still White British means there's nothing to worry about. Excuse me? The White British population declined 20%+ in 30 years. The British and English will become an ethnic minority in the next few decades. That is nothing to worry about? How can we expect foreigners to integrate and buy into the culture and society of a country where the indigenous population are themselves an ethnic minority? What will the common culture, music, sport, humour television, film be? This is madness. And it must be called out. Me on @GBNews:
‘You’re a bit like Trump, who thinks HE’S indigenous to that country. He forgets there were INDIANS there before.’ Lord Foulkes REACTS to Reform member being barred from speaking in the Senedd until he apologises for claiming white British people are being replaced in the UK.
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The Honourable Lady retweeted
All the best people declare war on Hogwarts. Have you ever considered dividing your gender identity into separate pieces and storing it in hidden objects, so you can’t be invalidated to death?
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My mum, on advice from my brother, has bought a bulk of iodine tablets. For fucks sake.. 🤦‍♀️
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When I was 3 days over my due date for my 1st, the hospital booked me in to check baby's heartbeat. It was actually an ambush where I was told by a nurse that I should let them induce. No reason given. I said no. Then the consultant came in and started telling me to do it...
Women who were induced were more likely to report 'experiences of disrespect and mistreatment by staff caring for them.' While the rise in induction certainly needs to be discussed, perhaps we also ought to talk about why staff are mistreating women. theconversation.com/1-in-3-b…
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Husband is stressed and not sure what is happening either. Within a few hours of them inducing, my baby's heartbeat is dropping and she's struggling. They still suggest continuing! I remember looking at my husband and saying "no. Time to get her out. Now!"
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An emergency c-section happened but only because we demanded it. I lost a lot of blood and it was apparently quite a close thing but nothing was mentioned until the paperwork was given at the end. Birth plans are good but sadly most hospitals don't give a shit about them.
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I always had the feeling that getting induced would cause problems and I didn't want it done. Jump forward a week, still no baby. Early labour lasting days and eventually they started inducing without properly explaining what was happening. I'd been awake for several days...
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Chriiiiiist, this is like pulling teeth!! #pmqs
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Right that's three questions to Kemi now from Burnham. Sick of PMs doing that at #pmqs.
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How can Andy Burnham be this BAD at the dispatch box?! #pmqs
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Sadly, the last known surviving WW2 veteran of the SAS, Matthew "Matt/Jock" Mackinnon-Pattison died on Thursday 5th November aged 102years. We remember Matthew. Here is a summary of Matthew's wartime service. Please share widely: Matt MacKinnon Pattison was among hundreds of thousands of Allied soldiers who fought Germans in Italy in the spring of 1944. Sometimes remembered as the "D-Day Dodgers", in reference to their role away from Normandy, men in Italy faced brutal conditions as they battled to take Monte Cassino and dislodge enemy soldiers. "We came back from Italy having flogged ourselves to pieces, nervous wrecks, and people say 'where were you on D-Day?'" said Matt, from Penrith, Cumbria. "We just say we were busy bloody well fighting." British Prime Minister Winston Churchill thought of Italy as the "soft underbelly" of Nazi-dominated Europe, but the campaign there proved difficult and costly. With perhaps typical military irony, the men in Italy adopted the "D-Day Dodgers" moniker, even creating a song to the tune of Lili Marleen, a famous wartime melody. "We are the D-Day Dodgers in sunny Italy," rang the chorus. But this was no sojourn in the sun and the Allied forces knew it. Enemy soldiers were dug in on defensive lines across the country, and at Monte Cassino it took four separate attacks from US, British, Polish and Commonwealth forces to destroy and take the hilltop monastery. Matt still has razor-sharp memories of the battles he fought, and the comrades he lost. He fled agricultural service in Kilmarnock as a teenager to get to Glasgow to enlist as an infantryman before ending up "right in the forefront" of the battle for Monte Cassino. Advancing up the slopes amid the fog of deadly artillery bomb blasts and the continual crackle of gunfire, the soldier saw many of his comrades fall. But, he said, there was no time to be frightened. "You don’t look upon it as bravery, you just look at it as part of your life," he told the BBC. "When the officers told you to advance, that was what you had to do. "Every battle is the same. You get pounded to death, whether it was Normandy, Burma or anywhere." Matt was recruited for the SAS after being injured and taken to a Naples hospital to recover. From 100 candidates, he was just one of 10 that made it. He was dropped behind enemy lines near Genoa, tasked with finding Italian dictator Mussolini who by then had been captured by partisans. Once the war was over, he was sent to Germany as part of the War Crimes Unit to find Nazi suspects who had executed captured members of the SAS. There, he said, he saw a broken nation, but people "just like us". Eight decades on, he can clearly recall the claustrophobic horror of war, from German soldiers playing dead to entice Allied soldiers into shooting range, to landmines and enormous loss. "I lost a lot of my mates, especially one called Ginger," he said. "And when he died he was sitting in a trench with his head down. There was a smile on his face." "Still a smile on his face that marked the place where he and his maker met. "And that was Ginger. He was a good lad." Dodging D-Day was no pass, and so many thousands paid the ultimate price in Italy. In his flat, Matt still has his SAS beret, his medals and his memories. He also has his nation’s thanks. (Source: bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce99…)
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That's actually gutting. I watched these guys so much back in the day.
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I don't want to shame any particular woman here, but publicly announcing that the #RussellBrand conviction must be wrong because you went home with him and he didn't rape you makes about as much sense as saying 'well, I left 25 Cromwell Street alive, so Fred West's innocent.'
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Cor blimey, the Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006 is gonna scrubbed quicker than an 1970s episode of Top of the Pops!
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If only Russell Brand had arrived here in a dinghy eh! Probably would only get a slap on the wrist and a reminder to read the pamphlet!
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Remember Russell, that sounds you're making means your cellmate is having a good time.
Russell Brand once told audiences that the sound of a woman seriously choking on a man's cock was a way to tell if life was exciting. #bbcqt
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