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Peace is that glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading. - Jefferson Wizard/Mage

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Joined June 2012
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Shillary already knows how many times Bill is in the files.
Are we ever going to see the full Epstein files? @maddow and I discussed on #HighStakes with @karaswisher.
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the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization
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Great decision by #Nascar. Putting the @NASCAROReillyAP on free TV shows great ratings.
The 2026 O'Reilly Auto Parts Series season was the most-watched season in five years. The series averaged 1,044,000 total viewers for all 33 races. Homestead had 1,181,000 total viewers. jayski.com/2026/11/11/2026-o…
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Salvadoran forces destroy Haitian gang HQ after internet commenters send coordinates notthebee.com/article/salvad…
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Was able to track down the video without the Temu filters.
Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan plead with their supporters for financial support after more than 20 sponsors dropped them. "If you want to sponsor us financially, you can become a member on YouTube... also go buy my book." The women had a nearly 30-minute meltdown over Turning Point following backlash after the two hags giggled profusely at the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk and "doing it" again to him.
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This is how I will remember Dementia Joe, a liar from the day he was born.
I want to share a brief update. My presidential memoir, PROMISE ME, AMERICA, is coming out on November 17th. I hope you'll read it. It covers my years as President. The challenges we faced, the decisions I made, and why I made them. It's about who we are as a nation. What we stand for. And America's role in the world. More than anything, it's about my faith in the American people and the great American experiment in self-governance and democracy. While writing the book, I was diagnosed with cancer, a disease known all too well to millions of Americans and their families. My doctors continue to be encouraged by how I've responded to treatment. And the prayers and kind words and well wishes from so many of you have meant more to me and Jill and our family than you can ever know. Some days are better than others. It hasn't stopped me. But sometimes it slows me down. What that means is, unfortunately, I won’t be able to do as many conversations about my book as I’d hoped. However, I’m hopeful the words on the page speak for themselves. Looking forward, I'm going to keep following what my father told me a long time ago: "Champ, when you get knocked down, get up." It's a good lesson for me. And for America. We are blessed. America is the most unique nation on earth. Unlike other countries, we're built on an idea. An idea bigger than any ocean. More powerful than any army. Stronger than any tyrant or dictator. That idea? All of us are created equal. Promise Me, America, we'll never forget it.
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Stephen Miller is a wartime chief of staff. This is going to be awesome.
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Camera shows Citibank security guard John Fraley taking a tactical position and shooting Jacob Pearson five times after Pearson killed a worker at the Citibank Center in Brandon, Florida
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So sad ... @ElaineLuria can't even vote for herself because she does not live in VA-02.
Replying to @ElaineLuria
Elaine, Your husband didn't vote for you. Your daughter didn't vote for you. Your neighbors didn't vote for you. You don’t live in #VA02.
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Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House. That’s why I’m in his corner 100%. Bruce Springsteen
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.@JDVance: "I was talking to my daughter who is 4 years old and I said...I'd like you to identify maybe a couple of toys you'd like to donate...she brings me two of her brothers' toys and I realized that despite my best efforts...I have apparently raised a Democrat." 🤣
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Replying to @WajahatAli
Shut up, Wajasshat, you keyboard jihadist.
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The only beaver this guy has ever touched.
James Talarico meets with Texans at Buc-ee’s: “I’m a recovering Republican and this is the first time I voted a straight ticket for the Democrats in my life.”
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These spooky ghosts have been following me everywhere
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Thank you to @GarrettforVA for showing @SpanbergerForVA that the thing that “never happens” happened…again.
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California demonstrating once again it’s the worst run state in the nation
Hours after CBS California Investigative reporter Julie Watts questioned the High-Speed Rail Board of Directors. CEO Ian Choudri submitted his resignation letter, citing personal and family priorities. The shakeup comes amid a series of CBS California Investigations exposing qu
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“Biscuit was a good dog and is greatly missed. . . . To my knowledge, she was never convicted of a felony, nor did she ever show any interest in voting." Election integrity is a joke to this crowd. foxnews.com/politics/biscuit…
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