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The only EPL podcast you used to need featuring Chad Smith and Corey Chatelain. Now just here for the banter and the Man United schadenfreude.

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Man City Will Commercialize Anything!
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Why did MLS create @MLSNEXT 2, to develop or to control and monetize youth soccer?
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We boycotted it before it was cool
BREAKING: UEFA sources tell @talkSPORT all 55 Member Associations have decided to boycott the men's and women's World Cups in protest at Gianni Infantino's Fifa Forward Enterprise plans. UEFA members agreed on an emergency call that began around 2pm today that they will not support any FIFA-run tournament. 🎩 @martynziegler, who first broke the story.
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Got my fkns dawgs out here lookin like a bottle of 5W-20 😭😭😭😭
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I’ve heard people say “well we don’t have an open system in basketball and we’re still best in the world.” Guys, in a little over 30 years foreign players went from almost no nba players and getting ran off court with our best to: -8 straight foreign MVPs -since 2021 first team all nba has been 21/30 foreign spots -college bball recruiting has shifted to be a race for the best 20 year old euro players If you don’t think their approach to development on all fronts including club structure and professional league structure impacts this you’re crazy.
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In Germany, a talented 14-year-old earns his club money. In America, his parents pay the club $15,000 a year. That single inversion explains why "we will not" is the most accurate line ever written about US soccer. FIFA built a global system for this. Training compensation and solidarity payments send a cut of every transfer fee back to the clubs that developed the player, from age 12 onward. Develop one future pro and your academy gets paid for a decade. Barcelona's La Masia, Ajax, every Bundesliga academy runs on this logic. The kid is the asset. US Soccer refuses to enforce those rules. When Seattle's Crossfire Premier claimed its $60,000 share of DeAndre Yedlin's transfer to Tottenham, it got nothing. Claims on the Dempsey and Bradley transfers died partly because the federation couldn't even produce the youth training records. So American clubs earn zero dollars when a kid turns pro. They earn when a kid enrolls. Which makes the parent the customer, and the product is whatever keeps the parent writing checks: travel tournaments, hotel weekends, $500 showcase events, private training at $100 an hour. Elite pathways run $8,000 to $20,000 a year. A comparable academy spot in Italy costs about 120 euros. Follow the incentive one level deeper and it gets darker. A club dependent on fees can't cut its weakest paying players, so rosters optimize for retention over development. The scouting pool shrinks to families who can afford the cliff, which appears around age 11, exactly when development matters most. The country runs a talent filter sorted by household income instead of ability. Every four years someone proposes fixing this. The proposal always requires the people profiting from the $15,000 model to vote themselves out of business. They will not.
“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.” “And will we develop a stronger youth program?” “We will not.”
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After that result, you can't say this tournament has been a success.
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Fox Soccer commentary complete nonsense as usual
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The biggest difference between Belgium 🇧🇪 and the USA 🇺🇸 is TECHNIQUE. This goes for any top football 1st country as well. If you don’t agree, you are kidding yourself… It’s glaring the gap, it’s massive, it’s insurmountable in matches of World Cup magnitude.
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Tim Ream playing like this to preserve the integrity of the sport. 🫡
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After years of great goalkeepers, the US spent four years talking about goalkeeping being a huge question mark. A howler in the biggest American men’s soccer match in history is a punctuation mark.
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Holden is right - Pulisic should have gone down. Can’t stay healthy. But, if he went down, the Freese disaster is avoided at least for that moment.
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Matt Freese are you stupid? Dumb? What is it?
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The fear was always that the US back line, perhaps vulnerable, really hasn't been tested at the World Cup. Well It's damn sure getting tested now. And it is not passing the test
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🇺🇸 Malik Tillman is the second player with two goals on direct free kicks in the same World Cup (since 1966). 🇫🇷 Bernard Genghini had two for France in 1982.
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Tim Ream just got bullied...
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Tim Ream is killing us
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