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Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
what if you just shot your infra engineers
1/9 Current optimizers are static during training. What if the optimizer could think and react while the network trains?
We let an agent watch the training dynamics and rewrite the optimizer's source code as training goes: a reactive optimizer.
In every language and image setting we tried that has no tuned recipe, it matches or beats the best recipe one can one-shot, and it guards against loss spikes and overfitting by itself. In the near future, optimization decisions may belong to agents, not humans.
📝 xingjianbai.com/reactive-opt…
💻 Try it on your task: github.com/xingjian-bai/opal
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Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
Christie was like a hog in slop at those debates. Knew he was never going to be POTUS so he focused his efforts on ensuring several other people also would not be POTUS.
A true hater, through and through. In this rare instance you gotta hand it to him.
Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
There is an (unpatchable?) supply-chain zero-day in PyTorch autograd that allows a regularization term to use the model's weights as RAM and SGD as its CPU clock to run any computation during training.
Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
It really does feel like every month there's a new compounding issue always crushing the games industry. All the while its so called "audience" claps with glee because uuuuuhhhhh...some guy on youtube complained about Pronouns or something and they want to be 12 forever.
Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
Sorry everyone... We're announcing a 0-Day vuln in QUIC that allows anyone to remotely turn off a server running these libraries. I swear we didn't plan this.
foxio.io/blog/header-accordi…
Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
This makes sense when you realize that Acton's estranged mother represents a major demographic cohort -- parents who covered up horrific family secrets and are puzzled why their kids don't talk to them. This cohort is becoming politically organized.
#OhioGovernor
Axios: Vivek Ramaswamy's campaign says the ad with Acton’s estranged mother will begin streaming tonight, and will be airing statewide in Ohio.
Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> check beep boop
> everyone saying ooga booga PHP
> wtf why
> look inside
> ultra mega fuck off exploit coming
> php2shell
> so bad PHP devs begs nerds to patch tomorrow
> proof of concept video released
> pwn website easily
> video has dancing anime lady?
> nobody explains why dancing anime lady
> no one even asks why proof of concept has dancing anime lady
> ok
> cybersecurity nerds bamboozled
> some saying will be up there with Log4J in severity
> goopocalypse
pic unrelated
Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
If a Somali commits a crime in Minnesota he’s Somali but if he saves 20 kids on a runaway school bus he’s a Minnesota Man
A Minnesota man is opening up after he saved nearly 20 children when their school bus driver suffered a medical emergency.
Read more: abcnews.link/t1I488m
Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus retweeted
Hey, it is Wednesday
OpenCode hacked
eMudra had picked a private key value of 4, thus everything is now deemed unsafe.
PHP, running 70% of the internet, has an insane hack...
Happy getting internet getting humped day
