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My screen stopped working after about 2 days, so here’s the story of how it was handled with professionalism and grace at the Apple Store.
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IN THE NEWS TWO YEARS AGO
(If you get your news from Zack Nelson)
“[Cybercab] is *less* likely to exist than Roadster”
Starship, Starlink, Grok, and Roadster. These should all have been Sputnik moments for Europe. Triggered immediate deregulation, mobilization of capital, and ambition to catch up. And that's just the work of Elon's companies alone. But what do we get? A hollowed out EU Inc 💀
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Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭
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Tesla AI Sr. Staff Engineer on LiDAR:
Replying to @Bastien_Theron @wholemars
Can you tell me what you see here? These are the actual LiDAR points.
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"an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device."
"an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device."
"are you getting it?"
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This is how terrible the apps support in Android foldable is most of the apps is just over sized and blown up versions of smartphones apps
The apps experience and os experience is alone a major reason iPhone duo wins
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Semi is coming to Europe
– Up to 550km of range at 40T (fully loaded)
– 1 kWh/km energy consumption
– Megacharger at up to 800 kW recovers ~60% of range in 30 minutes
– ePTO up to 25kW
– 40T gross combination weight, 9,100kg curb weight
tesla.com/de_de/semi
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Yep. Except:
1. This was about important internal tools. The team was stuck in some architecture nightmare of their own doing (writing it in rails but headless, with graphql api, and a SPA react app, constantly needing frontend engineers for changes). I call this kind of thing 'cosplaying an enterprise production app'. All that complexity was in the way and using straight rails was perfect in that case.
2. I make calls like this all the time. Usually someone on the team asks me to. They see what needs to happen but don’t want to be the bad guy. I’m happy to just make the call if I agree with the premise. Saves enormous amounts of meetings and change management etc. Sometimes this is jokingly referred to as Founder-mode-as-a-service here.
3. For ten years I’ve also run an internal podcast called Context, where I revisit decisions like these and explain the reasoning so everyone can learn from them. This is helpful to give people all the variables that were considered and why this was the choice made given the information available at the time. I want to teach how to make such decisions effectively without needing me. Sunk cost fallacy is a problem.
4. Any notions that Shopify is succcessful despite of me doing this, instead of because of it, will have a hard time making their argument come together I think 😄
the part of 'two weeks later tobi learns about...' is nonsese and the pivot of that project up there happens one of the more successful examples of interventions. But getting the company to work effectively with great architecture and low technical debt baggage into the right direction is literally the job, so guilty as charged I suppose.
But there are always cope stories floating around like this because they are more fun, than saying 'somehow we needed tobi to stop doing silly architecture astronautics'. I can totally see that.
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iPhone 18 Pro is two times as powerful as Pixel 11 Pro XL
If the numbers were flipped.. the whole internet would have declared Apple doomed by now
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"Sorry, you're not supposed to learn that today"
Reddit mods use censorship to stick up for Lindsay Clancy defenders.
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uh oh...
Amazon LEO is a shitshow at the moment.
Seems Starlink will remain without competition for the time being
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Let's try a different version of that poll. Who would you rather have watch your children? 💀
22%Lindsay Clancy
78%Epstein
163,723 votes • Final results






































