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Joined February 2009
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q*bert from miami@soupydacus15h
STEPHEN ROOT! #imstephenrootingforhim
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates16h
People Magazine teases the 2026 Sexiest Man Alive
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GazBod@gazbod23h
This makes me sad because now, there’d be utterly pointless music banging over the top of it. #CPFC
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Tandy
@LFC_Tandy20h
This is killing me 😭😭😭
Darwin A@NanaAmoah__20h
Lamine Yamal younger brother in tears
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Are men under the delusion that this doesn’t happen to them too? And that it’s often worse?
“Bad” Billy Pratt
@KILLTOPARTY22h
The craziest thing about the way women age is how you can be on a date with a very obviously frumpy woman and have no idea she was the hottest girl on the planet 30 years ago.
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Tom Parker@ThomasTParkerOct 26
It's difficult to describe how much of a stupid bastard you must be to want to opt out of bowel cancer screening. From someone who has been through it, use every opportunity to get checked.
Mark Gossage@bulkbikerOct 26
Hubs just got an NHS bowel cancer screening kit unasked for. They waste about £15m a year on unreturned kits. 35% approx I phoned up at his request to opt out. They now have to send a letter for him to sign. Why are people not asked to opt in to this if they want it?
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Adam Sellers@YisraelChaiAdam4h
Marmalade?
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews18h
Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes' bbc.in/4zTnQ4K

Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package

The chancellor will axe tariffs on some staples as part of plans to give households "breathing space".

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Kara Kennedy
@karakclairmont4h
Blocking anyone who is too anxious to leave their toddler with their SPOUSE for a weekend because it’s simply too depressing
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Marc with a C@MarcWilliams222h
See my earlier post about Dyche.
Ben Jacobs
@JacobsBen23h
🚨 BREAKING: Rob Edwards has decided not to pursue the Burnley job following talks. Carlos Corberan did not have an interview today and is holding out for an EPL job, as revealed yesterday. 🤝 @alex_crook
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Rose 🫐@ROZELLANDER13h
the child in question
quack 🦋 is JB⁷’s 🟨 ⟡@xblackreader16h
that rich gay couple attending their child’s piano recital
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ً@MattOfTheSouth1h
Dray 🍄
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9pm, he was definitely gooning
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Michael King@MiichaelKing6h
People Magazine, you’ll never understand that Paddy Young is the true Sexiest Man of 2026 but that’s okay, because I know… and that’s all that matters #SNLUK.
Pop Base
@PopBase6h
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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x@xalopezOct 26
I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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A 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@F473_10h
Messaged someone on Teams and they tried calling me. Brother, I am messaging you from bed. It’s 06:45. I’m in my pants. Don’t ever do that again.
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Dossena
@DossenaLFC21h
Saka spotted the camera and started limping 😭😭
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RKK@rkktweets4h
Sexiest Star on the vertical micro-drama platform ReelShort
Pop Crave
@PopCrave5h
Chase Mattson is voted Sexiest Star on the vertical micro-drama platform ReelShort in PEOPLE’s Reader’s Choice poll.
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She-wee Herwoman@sheweeherwoman20h
He was so funny for this but now in retrospect it’s sad
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Michael Glasper@MichaelCGlasper20h
Public service announcement - the Milan derby is on BBC2 on Saturday night.
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HLTCO
@HLTCO8h
Fair play to Owen for not screwing his face up at that question. 😂
J Stewart
@triffic_stuff_16h
😂 He had no idea Michael Owen had actually won the Ballon d’Or Owen was not amused and quickly reminds him. “What was your best standing in Ballon d’Or when you were active?” Owen looking like the man just slagged his kids off: “Well… I won it in 2001.” 😭 Come on man, do your homework!
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ona@onaviros10h
dembele was looking at mbappe like he was expecting him to get up and shoot somebody😭
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Even in my darkest #SageOut, there lay within me an invincible #GiveSageThyme
Palace Memery #EVERYONEOUT@Palace_Memery20h
Yeah this guy just aura nuked Parish and Hobbs before dematerialising his own drafted P45
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