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Col

@countcol

Ex cop. Post humour, art and good stuff. My tweets may not be totally original, I follow all views without endorsement. LCFC.

 East Midlands, England
Joined June 2012
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My smoke detector protects me from fire, carbon monoxide and toast.
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Believe you can and you're halfway there.” Theodore Roosevelt
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Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row.... I hoped you would have stopped inviting me by now.
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No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas.
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At school they told me to "GO FOR BROKE I'm happy to report that I succeeded.
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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
Image from Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist)
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Hehe throw a 6 and get another go 👍🏻
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Photographed in colour 111 years ago, this young lady is Mademoiselle Paquin, a young student at the domestic school in Nancy, France, during the Great War. I have cleaned-up this charming Autochrome portrait which was taken in May 1915 by Auguste Leon - and you would be correct in supposing that she was a classmate of the girl whose portrait I posted yesterday. This photo was taken in colour using an early colour glass-plate process and isn't colourised.
Image from BabelColour (@StuartHumphryes)
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Try the cake next time.
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“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” Steven Wright
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I love board games, my favorite is the one where you see how much of the meat, cheese and crackers you can eat before anyone else gets a turn.
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Chemist: I was closing. What do you need? Me: I think I'm a moth. Chemist: Why come to me? Me: Your light was still on.
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When I ordered my BLT sandwich the other day, my mate got confused and ordered a LGBT sandwich, I laughed but then I thought, mmmmmm perhaps I'll have one too! 😉
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Up the Fleetwood
Image from 𝙇𝘾𝙁𝘾 𝙎𝙋 (@LCFCshitposting)
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. And your butt ugly
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Buy One Get Another One While You're At It.
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Image from No Context Leicester City (@NoContextLCFC)
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“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” Les Dawson
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Little girl: Dad, do all fairy-tales begin with "once upon a time?" Dad: No, some begin with "If elected l promise..."
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Still being single at 45 just means you statistically avoided your first divorce.
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Winter colds season is here, but I couldn't decide between a 160ml bottle cold medicine for £9.90 or a 750ml bottle of LIDL Port for £7.49. No contest really!
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