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Ex cop. Post humour, art and good stuff. My tweets may not be totally original, I follow all views without endorsement. LCFC.

East Midlands, England
Joined June 2012
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Farewell Patrick Stewart... Another legend has left us. RIP Sir. Thank you for the magic.
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So relatable. #Dead ☠️☠️😂
Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row.... I hoped you would have stopped inviting me by now.
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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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Hehe throw a 6 and get another go 👍🏻
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Photographed in colour 111 years ago, this young lady is Mademoiselle Paquin, a young student at the domestic school in Nancy, France, during the Great War. I have cleaned-up this charming Autochrome portrait which was taken in May 1915 by Auguste Leon - and you would be correct in supposing that she was a classmate of the girl whose portrait I posted yesterday. This photo was taken in colour using an early colour glass-plate process and isn't colourised.
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Try the cake next time.
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Up the Fleetwood
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. And your butt ugly
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Buy One Get Another One While You're At It.
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Wow. 🏆
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Me and my friends on our way to make a very small errand unnecessarily dramatic.

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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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On the other hand, U2 said… If you wanna kiss the sky better learn how to kneel.
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Things you'd like back for Christmas
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Same
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Hehe boopers get scritches
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For anyone holding it together by absolutely nothing. 🎈

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