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The Covert Comic

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The Covert Comic isn't like you. The Covert Comic is love you.

 Extremely near Washington DC
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Joined November 2009
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Age just makes you number. – Tradecraft Moving up Amazon’s free Comedy chart. Don’t let this special offer get a minute older! Download FREE now!!! amazon.com/Tradecraft-John-A…
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeOct 31
I like to use these little carts at Menard's and I pretend I'm huge
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Blather Wince Repeat@xerxesbigboyNov 1
“If function jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?” ~ form’s mom
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 30
All drugs are edibles if’n ya eat ‘em.
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldOct 29
I'd never jump out of a cake but I'm willing to eat my way out
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If only the Halloween spirit didn’t last all year long.
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FR4CKER@fr4ckerjackOct 9
Maybe the real zodiac killer was the friends we made along the way~
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I was following my dreams, but then they got a restraining order
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Or he really loved whackin'.
DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) profile pictureDaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 30
the guy who invented whack a mole must have really fucking hated moles
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When attending a polka dance, dress accordionly.
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Gringo Starr
@JakeDuarte43Oct 29
We all have two data centers inside of us, or something stupid like that. :)
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I know how twisters feel – I've touched down in trailer parks and wished I could do the same thing.
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVOOct 27
Once again they've ignored my nominee for Sexiest Man Alive. In my defense, he hasn't been dead that long.
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Stu, For Real@StuForRealOct 25
You had me at hell no
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I didn’t say I like ‘The Sound of Silence’ better than today’s folk music. I said I like the sound of silence better than today’s folk music.
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Reese@ReeseHooper15 Mar 2018
Bones are just hard meat
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He who kicks ass should not wear shoes with laces. – Tradecraft Kicking massive posterior on Amazon’s FREE comedy chart as we [officially don’t] speak! Download free NOW!!! amazon.com/Tradecraft-John-A…
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Are you f**king kidding me? Or are you and kidding me just friends?
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“Don’t you dare use that kind of language in this house,” grandma scolded, after catching me programming in C++.
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My culture is not your costume. Your costume doesn’t contain nearly enough synthetic polyester. #halloweencostume #halloween #Halloween2026
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