The Covert Comic (@covertcomic) header
The Covert Comic (@covertcomic) profile picture

The Covert Comic

@covertcomic

The Covert Comic isn't like you. The Covert Comic is love you.

 Extremely near Washington DC
covertcomic.com
Joined November 2009
  • Tweets6.5K
  • Following2.5K
  • Followers1.2K
490Media
Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)Photo by The Covert Comic (@covertcomic)
The Covert Comic retweeted
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) profile picture
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeOct 31
I like to use these little carts at Menard's and I pretend I'm huge
Image from Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke)
13
8
1
119
1,447
The Covert Comic retweeted
Blather Wince Repeat (@xerxesbigboy) profile picture
Blather Wince Repeat@xerxesbigboyNov 1
“If function jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?” ~ form’s mom
1
6
12
316
The Covert Comic retweeted
Damon Hunzeker (@DamonHunzeker) profile picture
Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 30
All drugs are edibles if’n ya eat ‘em.
1
10
1
24
758
The Covert Comic retweeted
Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) profile picture
Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldOct 29
I'd never jump out of a cake but I'm willing to eat my way out
2
38
92
2,144
The Covert Comic retweeted
FR4CKER (@fr4ckerjack) profile picture
FR4CKER@fr4ckerjackOct 9
Maybe the real zodiac killer was the friends we made along the way~
9
14
277
I was following my dreams, but then they got a restraining order
4
8
The Covert Comic retweeted
Gringo Starr (@JakeDuarte43) profile picture
Gringo Starr
@JakeDuarte43Oct 29
We all have two data centers inside of us, or something stupid like that. :)
3
7
194
The Covert Comic retweeted
Annie Hatfield (@AnneHatfieldVO) profile picture
Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVOOct 27
Once again they've ignored my nominee for Sexiest Man Alive. In my defense, he hasn't been dead that long.
2
31
2
74
2,704
The Covert Comic retweeted
Stu, For Real (@StuForReal) profile picture
Stu, For Real@StuForRealOct 25
You had me at hell no
1
42
70
1,847
The Covert Comic retweeted
Reese (@ReeseHooper) profile picture
Reese@ReeseHooper15 Mar 2018
Bones are just hard meat
1
2
The Covert Comic retweeted
Annie Hatfield (@AnneHatfieldVO) profile picture
Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVOOct 22
If you felt a weird shiver on the astral plane, that was me.
5
62
1
126
4,113
The Covert Comic retweeted
Damon Hunzeker (@DamonHunzeker) profile picture
Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 22
Honk if you like honking.
18
34
618
The Covert Comic retweeted
Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) profile picture
Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldOct 22
Don't pet my peeves
7
344
4
1,400
18,210
The Covert Comic retweeted
DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) profile picture
DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 8
*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man
1
60
2
191
4,206
The Covert Comic retweeted
DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) profile picture
DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 20
Librarian: sir, can you lower your voice? Me, doing my best Isaac Hayes: you’re damn right
8
20
919
The Covert Comic retweeted
Toby 🇵🇸 (@tobestewart) profile picture
Toby 🇵🇸@tobestewartOct 16
My π tattoo is taking longer than expected
1
5
10
205
The Covert Comic retweeted
Damon Hunzeker (@DamonHunzeker) profile picture
Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 16
This would have been my dad’s eightieth birthday. He’s not dead — he was just born on a different day.
14
38
671
The Covert Comic retweeted
Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) profile picture
Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricSep 26
I swear to god it better not be Monday when I wake up tomorrow.
12
26
1
273
5,837
The Covert Comic retweeted
✨✨ (@EVA24011) profile picture
✨✨
@EVA24011Sep 30
Charcuterie board >Vision board
9
33
2
220
6,395
The Covert Comic retweeted
Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) profile picture
Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldOct 11
"Gold digger"? Why are you making her dig?!
14
36
937
Load more