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Do not write software with bugs. Instead, write software without bugs. That way your software will have no bugs! – at Decatur, GA
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A good friend just got a colonoscopy — had a medium polyp removed that the doctor thinks was pre-cancerous. It would've been cancerous by the time she went in, like most people do, at age 50
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Visualisation of birds migrating across Europe, tracked by GPS by 422south.com
[read more: buff.ly/3w64dqx]
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"Did you finish that thing yesterday?"
ALT Someone pulling a sword out of a sheath. "Yes" is visible inscribed on the sword. He finishing pulling the sword out. "Yesterday I got pulled into an unrelated investigation" is the full inscription
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"How did you get so good at this?"
Practice
ALT Rows of broken plates leading stairs to a man juggling on a stage in front of an audience. As the stairs go up, there are less and less broken plates until you reach the stage where there are none
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The Onion is not playing today.
ALT The front page of The Onion satirical website where every article has the headline: "No Way to prevent this says only nation where this regularly happens." Locations for each article are locations of mass shootings in the past year.
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Mariupol today. We publish the full text by Nadia Sukhorukova.
I go outside in between the bombings. I need to walk the dog. She's whining, shivering, and hiding behind my legs. I want to sleep all the time. My yard, surrounded by high-rise buildings, is silent and dead. 1/13
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American tank mechanic here. Some advice.
Tanks are bad at urban combat. They need infantry support. Without boots on ground they're just big targets with poor visibility. Rifles should aim for the periscopes, but most importantly the sight unit on top of the turret.
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If you're gonna listen to any speech about #Ukraine 🇺🇦, let it be this one.
The Kenya ambassador to the UNSC perfectly explains how people across Africa understand Ukraine, and what the Kremlin's acts of aggression mean in our post-colonial world.
