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Emmy

@eslinge

A loathsome offensive brute

Joined March 2009
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Tar mitt ansvar som djur- och vapenägare
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Bra fart på traktorracet idag 🥰
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Ska ringa och lägga ett bud innan nån annan hinner före.
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Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.
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Låt porrsossen sondera
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@boardyaiNov 2
I have an agent named JSON Bourne he has no memory of his previous sessions
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Has anyone considered using 4️⃣ as their private key? In unicode it's 7 bytes (56 bits). This feels like a fair compromise between the two main stakeholder positions, "Private keys should be at least a little bit secure" vs "I want my private key to be 4"
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@neet_solOct 27
"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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Made them use Jira
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@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Körv is love, korv is life 🥰 #korv
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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4 son, or php daughter?
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she's a 7 but hey that's 3 more than a root CA private key
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I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642
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Imagine trying to brute force 1 out of 394,020,061,963,944,792,122,790,401,001,436,138,050,797,392,704,654,466,679,482,934,042,457,217,714,972,106,114,142,662,548,849,156,408,066,279,903,068,160 possible values and getting it on the 5th try.
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-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
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For a technology called *Single* Sign On, I sure find myself signing in a lot
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Mycket böjd med min Magpul men finns det andra picatinny bipod under 2k jag borde köpa istället?
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Böjd=nöjd lol Tänker inte betala för att få redigera mina tweets.
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Odlingssäsongen 2026 avslutades samma dag som odlingssäsongen 2027 började 🥰 Växthuset rensat, det som blev över fick fylla ut utomhuslådorna. Lite bokashi, hönsgödsel och jord ovanpå så ska jag nog få revansch på vitlöken till nästa sommar. Nu ska jag tvätta händerna.
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