In which we go boldly where everyone has already been. 30s/M #WeAreNAFO
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Comfort Moron retweeted
ICE could grab a random person off the street and force them to their knees and shout “Deny Christ and I will let you live!” And the victim could say “Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior” and after the ICE agent executed them DHS would post about how it was a clean shoot.
Comfort Moron retweeted
Schrödinger’s Second Amendment:
- Guns are a mandatory prerequisite for the government to respect your rights.
- Guns immediately invalidate your rights and the government can execute you on the spot if you have one.
Comfort Moron retweeted
There's a horrifically bleak comedy to the fact that the administration assaulted Minneapolis to try and start a pogrom against Somalis and instead their Rio Grande Valley Cossacks managed to find the two most possibly sympathetic people to turn into martyrs.
Comfort Moron retweeted
“Roving bands of masked federal agents with total immunity executing gun owners” is the kind of sweaty conservative fantasy we’ve heard over the last 20 years on cable news and now that it’s here, they love it
BREAKING: DHS tells @FoxNews the suspect was armed with a gun, which has been recovered by federal agents.
Comfort Moron retweeted
now ask how many republicans would be willing to stop making homophobic jokes to keep a friendship
Comfort Moron retweeted
The cycling community is going to be enthused to learn what you can legally do if you are bumped by a car.
Comfort Moron retweeted
This Mamdani socialism thing is quite scary, for example I heard he has already nationalized 10% of Intel and extorted a 25% cut of all chip sales to China by Nvidia. What's next, redistribution payouts from regular taxpayers to party-favored farmers?
Comfort Moron retweeted
glad i didn’t really waste any time studying international law seeing as how it is fake and meaningless
Comfort Moron retweeted
I can't find it now but someone wrote that today's young right-wing dudes are not the conservative rural tough guys I grew up with. They're chubby suburbanites who've read about the conservative rural tough guys and want to cosplay as them. That's so goddamn true.
Comfort Moron retweeted
what the fuck do you people think this is, a fucking game? did you think it was just a meme? this crime should be enough to topple the US govt, full stop. every admin since Clinton has been aware of this and done nothing. our leaders are all pederasts or enablers, period
Comfort Moron retweeted
The year is 2025. Everybody in the world, including the United States, is eagerly awaiting the collapse of the United States. Except, for a variety of reasons, the People's Republic of China
Comfort Moron retweeted
Jeez I can't imagine what it would be like for a vengeful partisan to be abusing our nation's legal system to go after his enemies.
