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ficklenuts

@ficklenuts

yes, I’m always like this. not dead yet.

 Sorta Seattlish
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Joined December 2010
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Everybody knows cattorneys study four years at a meowniversity and three in claw school
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My car isn't dirty, it's spicy. Get it right.
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JRGin@GinRumMe16 Jul 2023
On a dark desert highway Cool Whip in my hair
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Ok Kate@Kateness81 Jul 2023
If only 600 of you can see this then it’s time to tweet crap, here we go Oompa Loompas is a good name for testicles
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Dolan Dark
@DolanDark1 Jul 2023
Replying to @elonmusk
Wasting 1 of your 600 daily posts with this image
Image from Dolan Dark (@DolanDark)
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I’m losing it, as if I had it in the first place
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Nah men really make it easy for you stop liking them 😭😭😭
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When someone finds my twitter
A screenshot from the show Yellowjackets showing Shauna, played by Melanie Lynskey (a white woman with brown hair & brown eyes, wearing a red & blue flannel, sitting in a diner booth), talking to someone in a diner. She’s saying, “I think this stuff is for bisexuals & goths”

ALT A screenshot from the show Yellowjackets showing Shauna, played by Melanie Lynskey (a white woman with brown hair & brown eyes, wearing a red & blue flannel, sitting in a diner booth), talking to someone in a diner. She’s saying, “I think this stuff is for bisexuals & goths”

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GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY
Image from Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat)
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proctologist: [removing three nerf darts] do I have to ask me: no you can have them
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Surviving on coffee and rage. Mostly coffee though.
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I’m starting to realize that my midlife crisis was just a warm up.
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Bullshido@bullshido26 Mar 2023
A lot of dudes out there need to hear this. #masculinity via @jomanmusic
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We can all agree, that when sex robots become widespread, most men will not clean them properly
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being an adult woman is just like "oh my tummy hurts" "oh my head hurts" "oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today" and then carrying on with your day
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lindsey ok
@lindseyyok3 Feb 2023
Not a single one of my haters is hot
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The B.
@anerdonfire214 Mar 2023
Received dm of the day How could any relationship with you end other than in flames.
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I wouldn't care about Kanye if his asshole sprouted an alien.
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the way most of you married dudes cry and whine about having to take over the household while your wife is sick is disgusting.
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𝓶♡@Love_bug10168 Mar 2023
women need to surround themselves with other women with that all love, no hate, i support you, i’ll help you hide the body kind of energy
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